okay, so I was busy chatting with my friend yesterday and I totally forgot I was doing this.

Plus the browser kept on crashing. EFF YOU MR.GOOGLE CHROME

so anyways.

NOTE: THERE ARE ALOT OF THINGS I LIKE ABOUT ZE:A. I WILL GO THROUGH VERY LITTLE ABOUT ZE:A THAT I LIKE THOUGH.

okay, so first of all.

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT ZE:A.

okay, maybe not the fact that Siwan is too skinny for his age >.> ( HE. IS. FREAKING. 51kg. AND. HE. WEARS. WOMEN'S. CLOTHES. PREDEBUT. )

but just see:

Kim DongJun: he just kicks everyone. Especially when waking everyone up. And he sleeps in a crib. Isn't that the cutest. That is what I call a real maknae. And he has this adorable badass attitude that I love. ♡♡♡ . And he looks like a girl it's so irritatingly adorable. And he has abs and muscles which irritate me because he has a girl — wait, he has HAN GA IN'S face and he has a bodybuilder's body. ;n;

Park HyungSik: I just love his voice. I mean he can do opera. and he's really tall. and he has fingers SO LONG that everytime i see them i practically cry ( lol no jk but still... ) and he has a baby face and it's really ASDFGHJKL and he's really skinny like Siwan but he's not as light as Siwan. He's from a rich family. And he's quiet. And he doesn't move much. And the funniest thing about him is that he used to get out of shower during predebut ( i think. i'm not sure about now ) because usually a rich kid has everything ready for him and he wasn't used to it. LOL. Oh, and during Idol League he once dressed up as a girl and i was like '...' i mean seriously you could cry in shame bevause he looks waaaaay better than you even though you're a girl and all haha and he used a girl's voice when he was cross-dressing. LIKE ASDFGHJKL HYUNGSIK YOU PUT GIRLS TO SHAME NUH UH BAD BOY. so yeah aaaaaanyways HyungSik's a very clumsy boy and I love him because of that. I mean there was this one time during the Watch Out!! photoshoot they had to stand on a speedboat ( which wasn't moving and suspended in the air with pillars as supports i think ) and HyungSik was at the back ( he was at the railing part ) and he suddenly just fell backwards into the water, and he pulled DongJun along so it means HyungSik + DongJun fell into the water AHHAAHHAAAAA and DongJun was the one who ended up 'saving' HyungSik HAHAHAHAH i love you so much Hyungsik.

Ha Minwoo: This is another man who looks very much like a girl. I swearrrr on the Aftermath jacket concept photos Minwoo was just. too. pretty. I was so jealous because he looked like a girl WITHOUT EVEN TRYING plus he's super skinny like HyungSik and Siwan. BUT he has abs ; - ; i mean COME ON a MAN who looks like a GIRL and has a SKINNY body and has ABS. REALLY. and he is just so cute with his aegyo i mean arghhhhh you will know what I mean if you watched the Gurupop show episode with ZE:A as guests i mean seriously everyone was just spazzing over Minwoo's aegyo [ even Kwanghee, who's ( literally ) Minwoo's enemy ] plus he's the dancing machine of the group. just. amazing. And he used to prank Kevin during predebut ;n; he's such a mean boy, and everytime Kevin fell for his prank / trick because Kevin is a foreigner. - m -" BAD BOY. But he is very sensitive LOL there was this one time during Idol League they were doing a prank on MinWoo and something, and i think he said something bad so he was given a punishment and the host was supposed to poke his or something infront of everyone and like everyone was laughing SO HARD but SO SILENTLY ( they were like turning around because it was too funny and they couldn't reveal that they were doing a prank and all ) and the host was like poking his and all xDDD and then there Minwoo was crying because he felt guilty for saying whatever he said that made him get the punishment and everyone started panicking because Minwoo was REALLY crying and all hha and then the hosts felt bad for pranking him. 

Kim Taeheon: This man. I don't even know WHY he was ranked last as the member with the cutest aegyo. i mean he's such a cutie patootie c: i mean did you watch the Gurupop Show he was ranked LAST and he did such. adorable. aegyo when he was asked to ;n; and COME ON whoever crops his face onto cute animals HUH?! you gotta check his twitter. i mean he just LOVES to crop his face and just place it on a random drawing of a stuffed bunny. and this man has THE.MOST.AMAZING.VOICE.WHEN.HE.RAPS. i just love it whenever he raps ; u ; i mean he usually reminds me of T.O.P whenever he raps ( don't ask me why ) and he has this weird obsession over wearing sunglasses or smthg. haha but well he's cute. and he takes THE.BEST.SELCAS. i mean he knows which angles makes him look good. I mean if you see those fansites posting his photos he'll look abit weird but when you check out his twitter and see his selcas it's like SO ADORABLE AND HAWT and a thing i noticed was that in some selcas his front teeth stick out and he looks like a bunny and he looked so cute. okay, enough about him. MOVING ON.

Jung Heecheol: in my opinion, the weirdest member. but i mean that in a good way. PLUS his rapping is just ... *melts* i guess. i mean he sounds so manly. i think HAHA IDK but anw he has really weird aegyo. and to believe he was ranked second last for aegyo instead of last place LOLOLOL but ANYWAYS he has really nice eyes ( when they're big ... sometimes — wait, MOST OF THE TIME — he has really sleepy eyes xD ) and YES HE HAS ABS TOO like ASDFGHJKL but he's not really muscular. And lookie he's a really big fan of SNSD'S Jessica c: NOW ISN'T THAT CUTE . but seriously i have a weird feeling because he usually listens to songs from girl groups and his favourite groups are girl groups O_o and it's just really weird to me i guess but oh well there's nothing wrong with that.

Moon Junyoung: this man IS THE LOOKALIKE OF MICKEY. and by MICKEY i do NOT MEAN MICKEY MOUSE. i mean YOOCHUN. yes. And this man, he is the wisest of them all ( lol no jk he's just the leader of the group ) and he is really caring towards the other mbers but OH WELL WHAT CAN I EXPECT HE'S THE LEADER ANW but yeah aaanyways everyone likes him, especially Minwoo! They're like my favourite ship ( okay lol NO SiKwang beats them all so i guess Minwoo x Junyoung is second ) c: sorry but other than that i don't really know much about him ; - ; SOMEONE PLS TEACH ME ABOUT THIS MAN I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

Hwang KwangHee: aigoo, this man -_-" he's such a diva. Y'know, like how Key is the diva in SHINee and JoKwon is the diva in 2AM ... Yeah. And he's forever bugging everyone, like seriously he's so irritating xD that explains why DongJun hits him alot HAHA and he has really nice tendons c: and he was in We Got Married with SECRET'S SunHwa and they were like SO ADORABLE although KwangHee was really disgusting with his cheesy pickup lines and his eating manners and stuff xd but OH WELL they were cute together c: except for that one episode where they had to go into the Haunted House thing and both of them couldn't even MOVE because they were too scared xD but well, KwangHee managed to protect SunHwa. But he was crying when they got out from the Haunted House. so yeah, and he's always clinging onto Siwan that Siwan usually gets irritated and he's always slapping KwangHee or something xD during the Gurupop Show, at the games part Siwan went against HeeCheol at archery, but KwangHee was just distracting him by touching Siwan's and all xD and Siwan was like slapping KwangHee and all xD and at the end of the game Siwan was like "I COULD NOT CONCENTRATE HE TOUCHED MY " ( yeah, Siwan said the WHOLE sentence in English. c; ZE:A has PRETTY GOOD ENGLISH because there's Kevin :D ) and yeah so Daniel ( DMTN ) was like "Whoa. Let's not use the A-Word anymore. Let's just use instead."

Im Siwan: THIS MAN HAS THE BEST ACTING. I TOTALLY LOVED him in The Moon That Embraces The Sun. like SRSLY HE WAS SO CUTE. And yeah as i told you this man is wayyyy too skinny. During predebut he would go to a women's boutique shop and buy clothes from there >.> and he had such awesome fashion sense because he was wearing women's clothes ( but OF COURSE he bought those long sleeved ones ) and there was this one time he brought the other members along to the boutique and then the rest were like '... I AM NOT GOING IN THERE' and Siwan just comfortably walked into the boutique like nobody's business. haha. And there was this one time they performed a girl's song or something and they needed to cross dress and I SWEARHHHH HE LOOKED SO PRETTY ; - ; he would've been prettier if he wore a wig or had extensions. But anyways this man was ranked as first place as the member with the best aegyo. I mean all the fangirls would just spazz and die if Siwan smiled at them. There are ALOT more i want to tell you about him that i love but NVM. MOVING ON TO KEBIN. 

Kim Jiyeob / Kim Kevin: He is the oldest of the lot. He grew up in Australia , thus having the BEST AUSSIE ACCENT. And he has ABS. and MUSCLES. LIKE DONGJUN but DongJun has bigger muscles than he does. So ANYWAYS this man has a great voice. he does abit of opera sometimes, he's very funny. There was this one time during waiting room, he went into the changing room and he sang some opera and swung the curtains open and close. When the curtains were drewn back, his voice would be loud, but when he closes the curtains his voice just disappears and it seemed like the curtains were soundproof haha. He also did the same to Siwan's bed. Siwan had like a mini-curtain hung abd in the morning he did the same xD oh, and mr. KEBIN here teaches the members English, i swear it's so cute. There was this one video, he was like doing a quiz about the members or something in English, like for e.g: Kevin asked the members what year DongJun was born, how to spell Siwan's name... Something like that. And THANKFULLY the members got them all right! :D oh, and he has THE CUTEST AEGYO EVER I MEAN HIS AEGYO IS LIKE '...Bbuing bbuing?' like it's like AWKWARD AEGYO and it was JUST. TOO. CUTE. he was like so unsure and i was practically dying when he did aegyo ( on the Gurupop Show... yeah it's my favourite show because it's hosted in English. i mean the hosts can speak english and sometimes they translate for you )

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okay that's all :D if you read this till the end, i love you so much. <3 i'll be here if you wanna rant some more abt ZE:A :D and if you're reading this just because you were bored then... IDK what to say. If you're reading this and you have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA who is who, then... you know more about the members already. :D