Made a fool of myself again! Standard really!

Ok wee disclaimer just in case anyone gets the wrong idea, I doubt it because I write gay but still......I have absoloutely nothing against gay people. Some of my best friends in the world are gay. Its just my one y gay neighbour who I can't stand lol! Anyways......
 
 
So I'm a bit of a derp. I think most people are but I am particularly awesome at spectacularly humiliating myself. This is how I did it today: 
 
 

My downstairs neighbour only lives in his flat in the summer. (which I forgot) He is a very camp, very judgey, every negative stereotype you can imagine, y gay man!

 

But not in a " I'm fabulous way"  Just in a perma- tanned, hates me with a fiery passion way. I don't remember what I did to incur his wrath but he is venemous towards me! {side note he likes to oil his body and lie in our shared garden outside my window in speedos! He doesnt have the body for speedos and neither do his y coven that he invites along} 

So today I had my window wide open dancing around tidying and singing very poorly in awful Japanese (as you do) It was Shinee The First lol

Complete with the Lucifer dance routine which we all know is a dance someone with twice my energy and grace would struggle with!

 

So I spin around in mid-flail screeching half coherent Japanese only to see him and what I assume to be his y lovers/friends/satan worshipers/coven all pissing themselves laughing in the garden looking up and copying me.....

 

Bastards!

I just waved and carried on! No point in pretending it wasnt me and the song had just got to the English bit. Which I OWNED by the way! haha

 

Why is it always me though? I always get caught doing stupid things, Or I fall spectularly....Or be socially awkward or worse. FML! 

 

This gif sorta sums it all up:

 

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Shanamexchingu #1
Hii i think we have same problem here the worse is they 'idiotpeople' is my friend they become bichis when i say a thing,sing,and talk bout K-pop event when i use my earphone(cuz they know i ONLY listen K-pop) they will make fun of it why they dont respec our Hobby eeugggh x(
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