i swear, everywhere i go, bugs want to terrorize me. 

LIKE WTF NO. GTFO. 

i'm sitting in my room on twitter and , then a bug comes crawling out of nowhere. NO. i come back from shopnsaves and i'm carrying all of these groceries when literally 3 bugs decide to attack me. NO. and today, i'm just cooking then some BIG. . FLYING MOTHERFU- thing comes out of no where and decides to attack my wrists and terrorize me by flying at my face. yeah. okay. damn. i don't even know what i did wrong. s0bs.