And so a wild Eunhae appear...

Ah stuck in a box for the past week having exams EVERY SINGLE DAY of this week...

THEN THIS HAPPENS

AH THE

THE BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL .

I KNEW IT. I KNEEWWW THIS IS WHY DONGHAE DYED HIS HAIR THAT BRAINBALLESS COLOUR.

GAH.

He looks so innocent. Even while .

Tsk. So innocent.

Pff-

Okay dear pedodongsaengnoonas.

LETS GO GIF SPAM FUFUUFU ^.<

So following from this, then we have an OVERLOAD of beautiful, beautiful .

Let's take a look!

(Why do I sound like David Attenborough orz.)

Exhibit A

OH THE ENGRISH DONGHAE.

He was really just asking for another ''ah ah hana dool set welcome to the shupah show'' repeat

We all know he's just begging  for Hyukjae to again. 

Really now.

''ladies and gendlemeen''

OH DONGHAE WE ALL KNOW ITS NOT YOU GOING ALL SMOOTH AMERICAN JAZZ

''I know you gonna dig this''

Okay Donghae, okay.

YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. EVEN I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DEMENTED FISH.

Exhibit B

(yes, they are exhibits because they're for show for our twisted corrupted minds. Not that im complaining. LOL like i'd complain. HAH.)

this .

So then Hyukjae spits on Donghae's hand.

You know.

Like you do.

Totally not ually.

Now Donghae touches his husband's spit to his forehead, because again, thats not ual at all.

No.

Not at all.

all teh gurrs lub mhe.

...avada ke- I dont even know what to call that.

Exhibit C

Of course, when Donghae wins, well, he... takes his joy out on his favourite  toy Hyukjae.

But, we all knew that.

Its his favourite pasttime.

Abuse.

Animal abuse.

Monkey abuse.

Domestic violence.

=DONGHAE.

Now in slow-mo...

I love how his face ripples from the slap.

Donghae takes his abuse seriously.

Exhibit D

I gotta say, this is probably my favourite Hyukjae one.

Oh that sass.

Especially in that blazer. Kkk really though, I love his little entrance here~

''pop lock it, pop lock it''

OTL Donghae

Exhibit E

With that said, you know, I'm starting to think Donghae's having a little thing with leather jackets.

Again, not that im complaining.

Well.

As long as you take it off. 

*le suggestive wink*

 Exhibit F

Yes, you look fabulous dahling.

...

You so straight as a ing rainbow dahling.

...

I just called you gay dahling.

...

You gay for your blonde puppy dahling.

...

Change your hair back to blonde dahling

....

It was more shy dahling.

...

You're wearing Ray Bans dahling.

...

You wannabe hipster dahling.

...

I'm sick of hipster talk dahling.

...

...

...

...

...

So when are we seeing your tape dahing?

...

Exhibit F

Nice face Hyukjae.

Nice tongue positioning Hyukjae.

Weren't thinking of anything in particular Hyukjae?

You sure Hyukjae?

M'kay Hyukjae.

Exhibit G

I dare you to name me ONE person ELF who does not have a thing for those HIPS.

Just UNF.

muy ing perfecto.

Exhibit F

So Eunhae are in their little gay club.

Its a gay club. Lets get real.

Not mentioning the fact that Donghae looks real short standing next to the women he's greeting with his mating fish calls. As per usual.

BUT THIS BIT OKAY.

SJ have always wonderful exhibitionists.

I think everyone collectively stopped breathing.

THEY ING OUTLINED THER V-LINES.

THEIR ING .

...Even Snape on the right. 8D

Oh, but apparently, they copied their moves from Shinchan.

THE COPYRIGHT CLAIMS! WHATEVER SHALL HAPPEN?!

loljkSMjustreleasethattape.

But then...

SERIOUSLY.

TIP. OF. THE. ING. ICEBURG. 

ITS GENOCIDE.

gah, its magnificent.

Exhibit H

And through the midst of it all...

They still cant get over Oppa Oppa

Exhibit I

(im so going through the whole alphabet here.)

I honestly didn't get the point of this scene though.

It went a little something like this:~

So Donghae calls his husband up and casually asks him if he wants to go to the gay club together, because he's a bored little flailing at home all by himself, Hyukjae picks up the phone happy to get a call from the husband he misses oh so much ironically just at the same time Hyukjae sings ''feel good tonight.''

NEVERTHELESS.

I was OVER THE HOLY SAILOR MOON they were not in a box for the whole MV, they actually did something ELSE! 

Like...

dance around in their rooms and fix their hair like a teenage girl.

Again, not complaining.

...I ...can relate to them. XD;;

Ey.

Tuck your shirt in.

Sloppy child.

Exhibit J

THIS.

OKAY THIS.

I have pure whattheary feels here.

First I was thinking Gangnam Style?

Then I almost shot myself because no. Just no.

But really.

AHAHHAHA.

This dance should be a new craze.

Really.

I dont even know anymore.

Tokyo, London, New York, Paris...

Oh I like this.

But then this.

I think I stared at this gif for at least a good 10 minutes OAO

I totally didnt just try to do it myself either.

Exhibit K

Because.

Like I said.

Donghae still cant get over it.

And well

because Donghae can.

[I actually flipped when I saw this bit. Because my family and I do that ALL THE FLIPPING TIME.

No kidding, we're that family who gather round in a circle and hold each other's chins exactly like that.

Seriously.

People walk in on us and just dont care anymore.

And im glad we're not the only ones 8D]

Exhibit L

Oh, Oppa Oppa is playing in the background~

OBVIOUS GUYLINER FEELS.

Exhibit M

Exhibit N

You see.

Eunhae at war again.

Really. What did I tell ya.

And Lastly...

Exhibit OMG

AND THEY ING CUT IT OFF HERE. 

Just as Hyukjae jumps on Donghae's back to go and have some violent fish .

lol Hyukjae's monkey face.

BUT REALLY.

ITS LIKE IF YOURE READING A FIC OR A O THAT NEVER GETS TO THE FLIPPING REASON WHY YOURE WATCHING IT.

jk I dont watch .

lol seriously XD I tried, but it bore me. I guess I prefer reading it.

Eh, maybe when I grow a pair. lol.

Thus concludes the end of the spam.

...

OKAY ONE FINAL ASDFGHJKL

~THE BEST BITS~

I WANNA A ING FULL VERSION AHFAUIHIOAHTOPA- /shot

OH GOD. WHEN THEY DO THIS AT THE SUPER SHOW 5.

Can you imagne the .

The screams.

The touching.

The .

The touching.

The .

Did I mention ?

~

But since as you can see throughout each Super Show SJ loosen up and grow derpier by each one, I mean since they basically do the same concert 200 times they obviously get bored and want to change it up a little, and that's why they begin to do more and more fanservice with each concert~

Just like the first Oppa Has Risen performance in Seoul the first day compared to the Encore are SO DIFFERENT. 

And thats good. Similarly, the Hello Eunhae performance in SJ-M's fanmeets, we saw more fanservice towards the end of them~

Also how could we forget the Do Re Mi stage in SS4, also grew incresingly insane by the encore XD

Oh, one of the best, was how the Oops! stages in SS4, during Wonhyuk's bit, by SS4 Bangkok during the thrid day, Eunhyuk actually leaped on Shisus and actually kissed him.

Well, Siwon's shocked face touching his holy lips said it all, but we cant be 100% certain now can we~ But I like to think so XD

~

My thoughts exactly

On a final note,

Can't wait for our babies to drag their tiny asses here. ING FINALLY.

(ooh, a little quickie lol I lie not a final note, for my lovely pedogirls, any BTOB fans?

BUT NOT FOR MINORS. Seriously. I dont think you can watch unless you have a YT account and you're over 18... I think?

Im not sure, I saw this on my account  ^^;;)

(but for those who can see the video)

BUT HOOLLY MINHYUK SLIP. 

More importantly, I think he ing flicked it. OWO.

I dont know what's more hnunhnuu(I have no verbs for this) the fact that he slipped, or the attention he's recieveing for it...

If you know what I mean...

Until next time...