Before you read the rest, I just want you to know that I didn't live up to the hype you had in me. They did not let fans into the bakery so we were all trolled and we had to wait outside in the tent. It was raining cats and Sungjae, and I was a little soaked. It's okay, anything for opparr durrrr.

I went to the bakery (Tous Les Jours, a Korean one so it makes sense why they would be sponsoring BTOB) at 2:10pm because I knew they were going to be late and I needn't any effort to arrive early. I waited along some crazy fans and spazzed about how Peniel is so freaking cute with this really insane fanboy of theirs in light-colored skinny jeans. He had their Press Play album, and I had my posters that I went through all the trouble designing and printing but never got signed in the end.

Only the winners of this stupid photo competition could get in and get their poster given by the bakery signed, and all the other anticipated fans had to wait outside. Alas, life goes on and the best will be saved for those who persevere.

BTOB was assigned to arrive at 2:30PM sharp, but they were 30 minutes late and my sister was intensely cursing at them, threatening me that she would rather walk home than wait another minute. She only came with me because she wanted to see idols, not because she likes BTOB or anything.  It's okay, I'll wait until I'm mutilated for opparrr durrr. The fans and I were looking for Hyundais vans and we were trolled by the drivers of the vans several times before BTOB finally arrived.

The stupid security guard literally pushed me back, but that's okay, anything for opparrr durrrrr. Two minutes after, BTOB's van arrived and out stepped the most good-looking Korean men that I've ever been so close to. I didn't want to take photos because my LG and it was released when every telecommunications brand wanted to copy Apple. Instead, I recorded a video of them walking into the bakery. Here's the video.

I WAS ONE METER AWAY FROM THEM. They looked so fiery hot and ravishing up close that I wanted to bake a Christmas turkey on them. Sungjae was so perfect that I would have jumped on him if I didn't have any dignity. They smelled good too, like Jucy Couture good. In other words, they sprayed too much cologne.

They weren't that tall in real life, so your oppar durrs have been lying to you. My Korean classmate Joseph is taller than all of them in comparisson, and he's 6 foot tall.

After I recorded a video, I crammed near the door because they were picking two lucky fans. I didn't get picked, and my sister was impatient so I went home.

My driver waited so long but shut up when I bought him Pepsi.

Today was a good day.

My life is nearly complete.

I just need someone to spazz with.