ZICO IS NO LONGER BLONDE.

YES, YOU READ IT RIGHT.

ZICO NOW HAS SOME STUPID IDOLISH PURPLE-BROWN (OR WHATEVER THE THIS COLOUR IS) MUSHROOM HAIR OR WHATEVER.

LIKE WHAT THE ING HELL, STYLISTS, DON'T YOU KNOW THIS MAN IS AN UNDERGROUND RAPPER AND HE'S THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO KPOP RAPPING SINCE FOREVER?

MY STOMACH HURTS. I JUST BURST AN ULCER.

PLEASE, SOMEONE POUR BLEACH OVER ZICO'S HEAD BEFORE I DIE.

AND YOU KNOW THE ONLY PERSON WHO MADE THE PERFECT COMMENT???

JAEHYO.

AHN ING JAEHYO.

JAEHYO SAID TO ZICO THAT "YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDOL NOW".

WHICH MEANS HE WASN'T REALLY PRAISING HIM.

BECAUSE BLOCK B WANT TO PUT UP A NON-IDOL IMAGE, REMEMBER?

THE ONLY SAVING GRACE OF THIS WHOLE FIASCO IS I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF ZIHYO TODAY. 

AFTER FOREVER.

I GOT SOME ZIHYO AND THERE ARE RUMOURS BLOCK B IS GEARING UP FOR A COMEBACK.

AND ZICO IS STILL MY NO. 2 BIAS (LIKE NO ONE CAN REPLACE CAP EVER), AND HE IS A FRIGGING GOOD RAPPER AND I LOVE HIS MUSIC AND I LOVE ZICO NOT HIS HAIR, SO I'LL FORGIVE YOU.

BUT I AM FLYING TO KOREA TOMORROW TO POUR BLEACH OVER YOUR HEAD, ZICO BABY.

AND I HAVE SOME EXPLANATION FOR WHY THIS HAPPENED:

1. BLOCK B IS COMING BACK WITH A CUTESY CONCEPT. 

IN WHICH CASE, PLEASE KILL ME RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE I SWORE I WOULD BE A BBC FOREVER. AND I'LL NEVER BREAK THAT PROMISE. HARA KIRI.

2. ZICO IS HANGING OUT WITH NIEL.

AND NIEL B GIVING OUT GRAPE FANTA TO EVERYONE. SO ZICO FELL IN LOVE WITH GRAPE COLOUR. AND THE REST IS TRAGEDY.

WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE A ZICO/NIEL FANFIC WHERE CAP IN HIS HOLY ANGER POURS BLEACH OVER ZICO'S HAIR AND ZICO IS BLONDE AGAIN.

3. ZICO B TROLLING

IN WHICH CASE, 12 HOURS IS ENOUGH OF TROLLING, PLEASE BLEACH YOUR HAIR AGAIN.

4. ZICO B TESTING BBC/ZICO LOVE FOR HIM

BABY, YOU DON'T NEED TO. I'M GONNA EAT LIVE SNAKES AND GO BUNGEE JUMPING WHILE DRINKING BITTEREST GREEN TEA - ALL FOR YOU. SO PLEASE, TEST OUR LOVE SOME OTHER WAY.

P.S. And I have had other issues like someone b trolling on my Teen Top FB group and that made me burst another ulcer. And then my brother's gone back to his college now that his vacation is over (let's just hate today). And CAP hates his Twitter. So yeah, I B slacking. But now I'm so damaged that I need fanfics to pull me back to life. So yeah, expect some updates. If none come, then I'm probably dead -_-''