i didn't steal from anybody screw u

 

list down ten of your biases from any band/show/movie/anime whatever in no particular order without reading the questions first. 

 

o1. choi minho

o2. shim changmin

o3. kim heechul

o4. byun baekhyun

o5. sakakibara kouichi (lies i hate him)

o6. park chanyeol

o7. zhang yixing

o8. cho kyuhyun(i still love him omg)

o9. lee taemin

1o. joseph gordon levitt for the crack

 

 

 

the questions and my answers:

 

o1. which would you rather choose, six/three or six/ten?

HAHAHAHA SIX/TEN FOR SURE OMG

 

o2. do you think seven and two will happen?

yixing and changmin let me think of a ship name
minxing. like the style of cutting? nah idk

 

o3. have you ever read/written four/five? 

idk but i want to ovo

 

o4. nine and one are getting married. how does eight react? 

HE WOULD BE HAPPY FOR THEM OK EVERYONE WOULD BE 2MIN IS FOREVER

 

o5. write a plot for two/ten fic. 

holy shat wait give me a moment. see this is the crack
i was talking about in my list. ok

2 wants me. but 10 also wants me. so i shove them onto each other and
get . then biatch.
 

 

o6. how would nine announce to seven that he/she is pregnant? and what would seven do/say?

oh crap ok

Taemin: /bursts in the room dramatically/ XINGXING I'M PREGGERS

Yixing: Hory shet Taetae did we not use a

Taeman: it's not yours you asshat

Minho: /ALSO BURSTS IN DRAMATICALLY/ MINNIE HOW DARE U

Yixing: /drops his ramen idk/

Taeken: clean dat frak up xingxing omg

Minho: TAEMIn ANSUR ME

Taedix: calm yo d00d it's yours /stalks away rubbing his tummy/

Minwhore: Ohz ok. /looks at yixing/ wanna maek out.

 

o7. does the pairing one/two exist? how about three/five?

CHANGMINHO IS LUV K

heechul and kouichi tho. chullie would probs kill him because he's
not hangkyung .-.
 

 

o8. pretend you're writing a story with this plot: 'eight and two are getting married when suddenly three admits his feelings for two. two decides to leave eight and gets married with three. eight is inconsolable, has an unhappy with ten and six, and in the end, finally realizes his true love has always been five.' would anyone read this?

lolk kyuhyun and changmin are getting married. suddenly, heechul admits his feelings for changmin(whaht), and they get married instead. kyuhyun becomes depressed and has a with jgl and chanyeol(too much crack good god), and realizes his true love has always been kouichi. holy crap i think i would read this.

 

o9. is six/seven okay with you or do you wish to kill them? 

chanxing omfg. idk i ship like 99% exo ships so wtv

 

1o. four takes two on a romantic dinner. and one comes and ruins it. write about that.

baekhyun takes changmin on a romantic dinner because he does this with all his senpais. they
go to a noraebang and get drunk and they're both singing their asses off and laughing
at each other(shet bias feels)and hugging because "omg sunbae u so fanneh and i con't ca-eh-eh-eh
eh-reif you're cynical ily" when suddenly a wild minho appears crying. changmin uses "calm down
dude we're just singing" it's super effective. but now they're hugging and baekhyun leaves to
seks chanyeol the end. so changmin has to pay for the noraebang now it's the end.

 

11. who would seven rather be with, ten or three?

too much crack!ship for life but i think heechul because labelmate?

 

12. would nine and one make a good couple?

2MIN IS FOREVER.

 

13. listen to the song 'you belong with me.' write a story for a love triangle between ten/two/eight.

why.

k so changmin is a cynical but super omg wow attractive and everyone loves him.
jgl is a cheerleader that wears short skirts and high heels and is in a relationboat w/ changmin.
kyuhyun is changmin's next door neighbor that peeks in his room at night because needs.
one day changmin realizes jgl is weird because ew grown man wearing short skirts
and then catches kyuhyun looking in his room one night doing hand movements down low idk
then walks over to his house and the end maybe
 

 

14. is there such a thing as six/one or does it not compute? 

idk it would be super cute but not canon

 

15. would you read/write a six/three/ten or is it such a bad idea you want to kill me right now?

EVERYTHING IS CRACK NO

 

16. is two/nine canon? if not, how would you feel if it was?

changmin/taemin what. i think minho would whoregasm.

 

17. three finds four lying on the ground, bleeding and unconscious. write about it.

heechul didn't find baekhyun that way. he made him that way because baekhyun
is a ballsy hoobae that judged his fashion choice and heechul slapped him
but diva!powers so strong he started bleeding then chul left to get water, came
back and poured it on bacon.

 

18. everyone is against ten/one and wants everyone who ships it in hell. yes or no?

yes..? 

 

19. nine walks in one five and three getting it on. what does he/she do? write about it.

taemin walks in on kouichi and heechul getting it on. he walks out and doesn't ask.

 

2o. rant about the idea of six and nine together.

chanyeol and taemin sighs it would be very adorable but not rant-able because 2Min is
forever and BaekYeol is also forever so YeolTae is a bro!ship.