What if your ex says these to you?

(well, IF I am enemy with them, then I will say)

 

 

 

1. Hi! How are you? We haven't talked for a while.

 

-Hi. Don't care

 

 

2. You wanna hang out with my peeps and I?

 

-No thank you

 

 

3. I LOVE YOU...

-I smell a fart from your mouth

 

 

 

4.Do you want some cookie?

-Yes thank you *munch*

 

 

 

5. Let's take a photo together!

-HELL NO! Get away freak!!!

 

 

 

6.Help me with my homework?

-You crazy? You are smarter than me, you elephant

 

 

 

7.Here's my gift for you!

-Ohoo.. I won't pay you back. Thank you

 

 

 

8.Let's just text, arasseo?

-Don't text some kinda freak words

 

 

 

9.Want me to buy you an iPod?

-I don't care. If you are rich, then maybe you can

 

 

 

10.Let's sit together in the bus later?

-Oh! *rubbing my leg* it suddenly broke when I want to board the bus

 

 

 

11. Hi Baby!

 

-I'm not your baby. I didn't even know that you can get pregnant