[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[*] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[*] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[*] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[*] You have ran into a tree.

[] You didn’t know it’s not possible to your own elbow.

[] You just tried to your elbow.

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[*] You just tried to sing them.

[*] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[*] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[*] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice..

[*] You just looked at it.

[] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[] People have called you slow.

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

[] You have caught yourself drooling.

[*] You’ve fallen asleep in class

[*] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[*] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[*] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Sometimes, tbh)

[] You have eaten a bug.

[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[*] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

[*] You break a lot of things. doorknobs, eggs, houses (I can break keys lol)

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[*] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

[*] You have fallen out of your chair before

 

Total = 17 (If you get more than 6, you're stupid)