So MigukSaram and I have been married for months now,
but we've recently remembered that we never actually held a wedding or anything.
So here it is.

Here are my vows, bby<33

So most losers write that they love you and won't leave you and will stay with you through sickness and health or some sappy like that, but u kno me bruh. I lov u bcuz u r a gull. I love you because you're sassy a'f and don't care that I'm gayer than Key in a feather boa n u support me for the giant I am and you're so sassy. I fell in love with you because of your snarky attitude, and even more in love with you when I read that one part about Kangin dying in that accident in Crash bcuz u kno that shyt had some feels. I lov u 4 who u r n not what you look like because that's shallow as and I've never seen a picture of you, but I'm sure you're hot. You never say about any of my problems except for how ghei I am but that's okay because you're ghei 2.
I'm so happy that u adopted all those bbyz (most of which I don't know but shoutout to sweetest-song -> HEY BBY GULL <3 :'D) btw we need to have more to keep our empire secure n shyt.
so yeh i lov u bby<33

^ lyk dis if u cryed evree tyme