My nutella is all gone ;_;

TODAY I'm going to talk to you about relationships, and why I think they're stupid.

I'm not only saying this because I know I'll be single for the rest of my life.

They're actually stupid.

I'm mean... not ones with me and famous people though :3

My friend always says that I'm going to get a boyfriend before her, and then yesterday she tells me that she got a boyfriend.

And then this morning, she told me that they weren't together anymore. Because after he walked her home, he texted her saying 'I don't think this is going to work.'

Which brings me to the stupidity that is relationships.

Especially in the beginning of high school and lower grades because people think they're dating, but they're actually not.

It's like "Hey guys, I have a boyfriend because we hung out with a group of friends at the playground once!"

"We changed our relationship status on facebook, so it's official!"

"We held hands at lunch today!"

"He told me he really liked me!"

"Oh, nevermind. I didn't like him that much anyways."

Like, I'm sorry but that's not how a relationship goes. If you go out for a day, or a week, it's not a relationship. YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT A RELATIONSHIP IS.

A RELATIONSHIP IS GOING OUT ON DATES BY YOURSELVES NUMEROUS TIMES UNTIL HE FINALLY ASKS YOU TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND, WHICH YOU THEN POLITELY REPLY, "OF COURSE."

I have this friend. She's twelve and she thinks she has a boyfriend. They've been "going out" for over a year even though he goes to a totally different school, he lives in a different part of town, and he's not allowed to see her because he's autistic and has ADD and .

THIS IS NOT A RELATIONSHIP.

I'm sorry if you don't have the same point of view as me, BUT THIS IS STUPID.

And if I ever get a boyfriend, I'm not going to be the stereotypical girlfriend.

This is how our will go down:

Example 1.

"Hey, can you go make me a sandwich?"

"How about you make your own ing sandwich and make me one while you're at it."

Example 2.

"Oh Jacklyne, kiss your boyfriend so we can see if you're actually dating."

"You better ing shut up because no one wants to see two socially awkward teenagers kiss."

Example 3.

"Aw, you are the cutest couple ever."

" you."

Example 4.

"You better ing sit with me at lunch where I usually sit because I'm not moving for you, ."

Example 5.

"NEXT TIME YOU SAY JONGHYUN IS GAY I'M GOING TO ING RIP YOUR MOUTH OFF AND FEED IT TO THOSE ES THAT STARE AT YOU AT LUNCH EVERYDAY."

Example 6.

"Your boyfriend is so good looking."

"No, he's pretty ugly actually."

I would be a lovely girlfriend :D

...This is why I'm single and the guy I have a huge crush on does nothing but stare at me.

OH WELL. I HAVE YOU RIGHT?

...

Ok. Bye.

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BYEEEEE~~~~~~