GAHHHHHH! I can't believe you guys are 18(19 - Korean age) now!!! Ugh, thank you, you two. You caused the to get bigger. Haha, I'm just kidding, I love you guys.

Okay so...it's their birthday, and I was planning to do this a long time ago. I said I would write a blog about them here, my very first blog not lol and that's exactly what I'm doing. Now, i'm not exactly good at writing posts like these, it may sound cheesy on some parts, but nonetheless, I'm doing this to dedicate a simple message to my ultlimates bias/es.

April 24th. God gave us not one, but two guys who will make everyone around them happy.

Yes, they may look the same, have the same DNA...

But they have different charms and personalities that make them different from each other and make them individuals. You may happen to say that you like the other one better. You may fall for the left chopstick's charismatic aura or the right chopstick's eccentric personality(or if you're hardcore like Sunhee, maybe fall for them both HAHA) I'll be honest, maybe Kwangmin has the higher points when it comes to me. But yeah, you have to chose one of them somehow, right? *cough* Sunhee *cough*

Brief history on why I like them:

I was NOT a Kpop fan before. I liked some bands like 2NE1, SuJu...yeah, those two, but i wasn't exactly the huge fangirl I am now. In school, I had this HUGE crush on a guy, yeah I said huge again damn. Anyway, I've been crushing on him for a while. So then came my friends, who are uber uber uber Kpop fans. Especially since the other one was a BestFriend. Anyway, one of them said that 'There's this guy from a Kpop group who looks like him' and as i said before, I liked the guy a lot. They showed a picture of Kwangmin and I was like 'Holy S***, he does look like him.' And then the other friends started butting in saying 'He has a twin brother with blonde hair you should see.' So they showed me Youngmin this time. And so....it all began....Actually, there's a deeper story to that, but to make it short, I was heartbroken, they basically made me happy until the time that I forgot about the boy and dedicated my fangirliness to the Jo twins, and I can honestly say that I love them more than I love that guy.

Enough about that. Now here comes the birthday message. Chopstick twins, first of all, I wish you good health. I know you're healthy, but you two are quite skinny. If you'd want, come to me and I'll give you some of my excess fats. Haha, okay I'll stop joking now. Serious mode....

Second, I wish a very very huge success for the group, and for you two as well, in the future. Look at you guys! Starring in a Japanese drama. Has it really been two years since your debut? I remember  you guys doing that aegyo dance 'Eh, eh, eh~'  Oh well, I just want to say that I see you, ALL of you working hard. With that amount of hard work, you'll be succesful in no time. BOYFRIEND FIGHTING!!!!

Dammit, I need to make this short...

Kwangmin....I love you will you marry me let's have kids together maybe God....I don't know what to say. Thank you for being a perfect little angel. I may not know you in real life, and you may not even know me too, but I LOVE YOU TO DEATH. I can't put to words how much I love you, so I assume this message will be short. Just...thank you for unknowingly mending a broken heart.....Please take care always, and always be the crazy, alien derp that you are. Don't worry, I'm taking care of Pikachu for you.

Youngmin....take care of your brother neh? I love you both to the bottom of my heart! You may not show it to us, but I know you love your brother dearly. You're family and I know what it feels like to love your family endlessly. Okay....I'm crying aha.

One last mesage, I know this isn't much, but i really didn't know how to express everything I want to say and feel in words. I have been noticing a number of hate towards the Jo twins. They need to sit down tbh. But if ever you two, yes you, the Jo twins, encounter such hate. ignore it. They see you rollin' like weird, creepy, derpy twins, they hatin'. If they say you don't have talent, ignore them. You wouldn't be where you are obviously without talent. I envision great things for the both of you in the future! My twin angels, angels on my freaking shoulders that's my favorite Jo twins fanfic tbh. SCREAM TO ME IF YOU'VE READ IT. the future knows no limit for you both. Soar high, and be the greatest freaking people you can be.

Happy birthday to you both, Youngmin, Kwangmin. I love you. If that imagine quote said 'The greatest gift was given to me 6 minutes after I was born. -Youngmin', then to me, the greatest gifts were given to me two years before I even existed. I will never be tired in saying i love you guys and will be loyal to you till the end. God, thank you for blessing the world with such wonderful people. This day was the best blessing ever, not only to their parents, or to me, but to other Best Friends/Champions/Royalties out there.

This was so embarrassing but I am willing to embarrass myself for these derps. Gawd, see what you're doing to me?