My Fcuking Brain and I.
*laughs while reading fanfics*
Brain: Yah! Instead of laughing your god-damned out there, why don't you try to study some lessons?
Me: Shut up you ing rascal!
Brain: I won't!
Me: Then don't! Who the ing hell cares?!
Brain: Heart. Stop functioning.
Heart: Roger Boss.
Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! I STILL HAVE STORIES TO UPDATE!!! DONKILLMEEEH!!!!!!!
Brain: Heart.
Heart: Roger. *starts functioning again*
Me: *SIGH*
Brain: Study or fanfics?
Me: Super Junior!
Brain: What the hell?!
Me: WHAT THE HELL MY ! SHUT UP OR I'LL DRINK UNTIL YOU GET FLOOD UP THERE AND I'LL SMOKE UNTIL YOU BURN!!!
Brain: Fine. *sigh* Did I mention the lesson was about Korean language?
Me: *perks up both ear*
Brain: Haaay. Guess I don't need this anymore. *throws book*
Me: WHAT THE HELL. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS YOU ING RASCAL. GIMME THAT!
*snatches book away*
Brain: She's impossible. *shakes nerves*
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/ROLLS ON THE CEILING WHILE LAUGHING/
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