*laughs while reading fanfics*

 

 

Brain: Yah! Instead of laughing your god-damned out there, why don't you try to study some lessons?

 

 

Me: Shut up you ing rascal!

 

 

Brain: I won't!

 

 

Me: Then don't! Who the ing hell cares?!

 

 

Brain: Heart. Stop functioning.

 

 

Heart: Roger Boss.

 

 

Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! I STILL HAVE STORIES TO UPDATE!!!  DONKILLMEEEH!!!!!!!

 

 

Brain: Heart.

 

 

Heart: Roger. *starts functioning again*

 

 

Me: *SIGH*

 

 

Brain: Study or fanfics?

 

 

Me: Super Junior!

 

 

Brain: What the hell?!

 

 

Me: WHAT THE HELL MY ! SHUT UP OR I'LL DRINK UNTIL YOU GET FLOOD UP THERE AND I'LL SMOKE UNTIL YOU BURN!!!

 

 

Brain: Fine. *sigh* Did I mention the lesson was about Korean language?

 

 

Me: *perks up both ear*

 

 

Brain: Haaay. Guess I don't need this anymore. *throws book*

 

 

Me: WHAT THE HELL. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS YOU ING RASCAL. GIMME THAT!

*snatches book away*

 

 

Brain: She's impossible. *shakes nerves*

 

 

- - -

 

 

/ROLLS ON THE CEILING WHILE LAUGHING/