100 non-lies

 

Have you ever:

1) Self harmed?
yes.
 
2) Got into a real fight?
yeah.
 
3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
yes; but eventually i did.
 
4) Tried to commit suicide?
oh my God, no.
 
5) Had to lie to everyone about how you felt?
doesn't everybody do that.
 
6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
i have watched an entire series, pilot to last episode ever in one day.
 
7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
none of my troubles are serious.
 
8) Accused someone of using you?
um no
 
9) Cried yourself to sleep?
yes
 
10) Gotten drunk/high?
sugar high? 
 
11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
never been to a concert.
 
12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
skipped homework to stare at a wall.
 
 
 
(Right now) Are you:
 
13) Suicidal?
absolutely not.
 
14) Bored?
always.
 
15) Avoiding someone?
no.
 
16) Avoiding some task?
leaving.
 
17) Depressed?
no.
 
18) Crying?
ew.
 
19) Annoyed with a friend?
brother? 
 
20) Worried and confused about something important to you?
no.
 
 
 
Do you:
 
21) Get depressed easily?
no.
 
22) Get jealous/envious easily?
not that i know of.
 
23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?
yessss
 
24) Worry about messing up your relationships with people?
i don't even do anything like literally i just sit there.
 
25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
pft never.
 
26) Go out drinking?
alcohol is disgusting.
 
27) Smoke cigarettes?
i'm allergic. not that i want to.
 
28) Smoke weed?
who can say i don't.
 
29) Do any hard drugs?
cough drops are the , man.
 
30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
hypothetically; because smoking causes lung problems and cough drops are yummy.
 
31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?
yeah.
 
32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
that's kinda gay.
 
33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
it does. but that's no excuse or reason to do so.
 
34) Believe people deserve second chances?
unless you're a child molestor or killed a family.
 
35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)?
'an eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.' and God knows we're all scared of the dark.
 
36) Think things will get better?
nowhere to go but up.
 
37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
karma's a , hm?
 
38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you?
what the hell i judge them if they don't think i'm different.
 
 
 
Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend (BE HONEST):
 
39) Long hair OR short hair?
endearingly, but not messily, long. but short is cute.
 
40) (For Girls one this does apply to both) nice smile OR nice abs?
smile.
 
41) (For Guys one also applies to both) nice smile OR nice chest?
s.m.i.l.e
 
42) Shy OR open?
shy is cute. open is cuter.
 
43) Eyes OR body?
eyes. then again..
 
44) Religious OR non-religious?
preferably religious but i don't barely judge
 
45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?
caringly non-restricted.
 
46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
i don't understand please rephrase.
 
47) Piercings OR no piercings?
piercings are fine, but they will look odd when they're fifty.
 
48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?
i would prefer none. refer to the previous number.
 
49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
ice cream party?
 
50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?
ugh parents. monster in-laws are just.
 
 
 
Would you:
 
51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
again, alcohol is disgusting.
 
52) Smoke weed?
no.
 
53) Smoke cigarettes?
n.o. 
 
54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
yeess..?
 
55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
ahhaha. deep.
 
56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
everything does include my heart. so there will be no point.
 
57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?
sure.
 
58) Join a band as a part time activity?
why not.
 
59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
yes. until they become possible threats.
 
60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?
what about i sit down with my beliefs and watch them tire themselves.
 
61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?
no.
 
62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
harassing is a weird word. yes.
 
63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
um. do instagram filters count?
 
64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
why would i be friends with people who hated something i like.
 
65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a to other people?
it's surprising how many friends like that i've had.
 
66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?
no.
 
67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
i actually had to think about this one. yes.
 
68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
no. just no.
 
69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?
hah no.
 
70) Sleep ?
why not?
 
 
 
You can only choose one:
 
71) Black or Orange?
black. orange is no.
 
72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore?
metalcore.
 
73) Cellphone or Computer?
oh wow what a decision. cellphone. cries
 
74) Chocolate milk OR Coke?
coke is bad for me.
 
75) Tumblr OR Friends?
friends.
 
76) Apple OR PC?
PC.
 
77) TV Shows OR Movies?
books.
 
78) Old bands OR new Bands?
.....crap.
 
79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock?
alternative rock.
 
80) Reading OR Listening to music?
oh . nope. no answer for this either.
 
81) Coke OR Pepsi?
pepsi
 
82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically?
i have tried to change. closest i got to that was a fresh shirt.
 
83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge?
fan of breakdowns, honestly. but it depends on my mood, i suppose.
 
84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for the choice.
i've listened to a lot of craig so yeah. jonny craig.
 
85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice. 
craig..?
 
86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary?
comedy
 
87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe?
europe, definitely. maybe outer space when the survival chance is 99%
 
88) Shoes OR Shirts?
shirts.
 
89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence?
chelsea grin, i guess.
 
90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice.
stay in school because that's where you kind of get to hide from the real world for a while.
 
 
 
Almost over:
 
91) So far have you told 90 truths?
to the extent of my knowledge.
 
92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family?
mostly.
 
93) Do you want to travel when you are older?
very much
 
94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams?
if they mean the most to me then to hell with my dreams.
 
95) Did you notice there are no related question?
yes, sadly.
 
96) Rather be the opposite gender?
no, not really.
 
97) What will your son/daughter's name be?
oh my God how am i supposed to answer this; i'm fourteen.
 
98) Do you get harassed more than most people do?
no.
 
99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason.
i don't..hate any bands. hate is an unreasonable heartache.
 
100) What makes a bad person in your mind?
hm. tactless, inconsiderate, undiplomatic and insensitive people that have little to no regard for others' feelings or choices.
 
 
 
on another note, i'm bored and discovering useless name-puns so if you've got the time, enjoy it because i am not.

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icollectcars
#1
OMG AFTER I POSTED THE COMMENT IT REFRESHED AND I SAW YOUR TAG IM PISSI NG CAN'T BREHATE
icollectcars
#2
pfft omg hannah you made me laugh so hard it's not even funny (me laughing, not this...)

BUT ANYWAY NO ALCOHOL IS NOT DISGUSTING 8(