2nd hand embarrassment

I swear... I'm friends with the weirdest people....

Exhibit A: David

We're just hanging out and David goes up to these group of teenagers: "Have you guys gone to see a movie at the IMAX in these last couple weeks? Did you remember seeing a texting and driving ad? Well, that was me. I was the driver. HERE~ Let me show you the ad. *Pulls out mac*"

Me: *inching away and and hits head on other friend (Chadd)'s shoulder* Remind me why we're friends with him again..."

Chadd: "Um... he's our photgrapher... and movie maker... and photoshop editor..."

Me: "Right...."

David: "SWAG."

Me: *OTL* "I don't know him...."

 

Exhibit B: Frank

Half Chinese, half Korean, born in Brazil, speaks fluent English, Spanish, Chinese and some Korean oh and before I forget, speaks fluent Italian too.

We're just chilling with the teacher one day before class. Starts singing ITALIAN OPERA in the middle of the converstation.... >.> And THEN~ After he's done that, goes "Oh my Gawd, BOYFRIEND IS SOO AWESOME~ jfdsfjl ak" before going "MIKAYLA! Have you seen Heaven by Aliee? Oh my Gawd, YOU HAVE TO!" grabs the teacher's mac and starts blasting Heaven...

Me:"... that guy looks like Jesus...."

Frank: *sobbing* "he's dead..." ;A;

Me: "...... bye."

 

Exhibit C: Shirley (Nadia, do you know her?)

I'm just watching Kpop MVs, being content with being alone and BOOM~

Shirley: "KATYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Me: "Yeah?"

Shirley: "Whatach doing?"

Me: "Watching Man in Love by Infinite."

Shirley: "They're the group that Celine likes, right?"

Me: "Yep." *keeps on watching video.*

Shirley decides to up the volume...... and  FALS KDJFKLSJKL. Everyone turns around to look at us as SHE TURNS THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP. O_O

 

>.> Why am I friends with people like this again? And don't even get me started on my nerdy friends... AND I QUOTE "Katy, why don't you use a more reliable source? Like Wikipedia?" >.> Ewrik, you're dumb.... (But I still love you)

Yep, my little shpeal(?) of the day xD

Adioso~

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jongty #1
LOL I THINK I WOULD HANG OUT WITH THEM...YEAH MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE THAT TOO... Like once at a professional tennis tournament we were watching Nadal (he's one of the best players on Earth) practice and I guess one of our friends (Melanie) was left behind but..she got sidetracked and stared at Nadal's cheekbones for half an hour...and she's just like *shrugs* "What?? It's nicely shaped!"
CamiLove #2
Exibit B is so HILARIOUS!!! xD
blxckjxck
#3
your friends seem awesomly funny XD
babyblueunicorn
#4
I want to think you tried to say Adios, goodbye in spanish at the end... LOL

I'm puertorrican, so my fist language is spanish my second one is english... I know a little bit of french, and some korean words... My mom says I talk a bit of all in every conversation... LOL
soul_demon #5
i want to keep Frank as mine
#kicked
R_Squared_Pi #6
From the comments below I can tell these people are starting to ship your friends (weird) but your friends sound exactly like my dad. Which is even weirder.
dddddd6
#7
lol my friends are weirdass people too. This kid named David argues with the teachers, but he's really funny and stuff. Okay, Joe... is Joe. He's just. WEIRD. In a good way. He has a computer mouse that he calls Micky and carries with him everywhere.

Oh and he told him to mate with his friend's Dog Pencil Case (To which she named it Boney)
-efron
#8
I wish I had friends like that... :DD they sound so awesome.
aznawzmao
#9
HAHAHAHAHA your friends sound awesome!
Do they bounce off the walls? :3
headphones #10
Lol your friends sound fun to be around.....
I experience 2nd hand embarassment as well.....

Let's just say that people get disturbed when they see a group of guys dancing to poison by Secret in the middle of Chemistry.......
kanqwu
#11
Omfg I love your friends. >w<
My friends are sorta the same way. When we were at the mall, we started acting like balloon figures. We scream "Stop Girl" by U-Kiss everywhere we go and my friend screams: WAP PABO PABO after reading it on a ff.
I wonder that same thing sometimes, but I always remember how fun it is to be with them. Your friends sound awesome XD
ThatOneOtherWriter
#12
your life. i swear.
mina2270 #13
Harry seems to be cool too :D if he is still alive...