I hate nosebleeds >< (I'mNotTalkingAboutTheSuperHotAsianInducedOnes)

I've been up for the last hour bleeding and coughing up blood into the trash can and the sink >< 

As I see it there are different levels of nosebleed, there are:

1, the "Super Hawt Asian induced nosebleeds" (usually just a figure of speech)

2, the "poo there's a tiny bit of blood on my tissue I need a humidifier for my room"

3, the "oh crap my nose is actually bleeding"

4, the "holy m****f***** there's a waterfall pouring out my nose"

and

5, the "JaeJae nosebleed" (the JaeJae nosebleeds can last anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour and blood is usually flowing constantly out of the nose. Quite often the amount of blood trying to escape from the nose is so great that it starts to pour down the back of the throat resulting in gagging and coughing. In essence there's blood coming out your nose and mouth for 10 minutes to an hour. Oh the joys of being me! -_-' )  

 

~Have a nice day~

 

~JaeJae