HI

OK OK OK OK OK OMG OMG ASDFGHJKL

SO I WAS SEARCHING FOR RANDOM KOREAN DRAMAS/MOVIES ON YOUTUBE FOR A RANDOM TRAILER MAKING PRACTICE

AT FIRST I SEARCHED FOR 'CINDERELLA'S STEPSISTER' COZ YEAH IT'S ONE OF MAH FAVE KDRAMAS

AND THEN I KEPT ON CLICKING RANDOM MOVIES ON THE SUGGESTION VIDS THAT POPPED OUT

SO I END UP WITH A CHINESE MOVIE CALLED "SECRET" COZ IT SAYS "(BEST ASIAN FILM)" AND I WAS LIKE OOO RLY?

SO I WATCHED IT

AND OMG

THAT MOVIE IS BOOOTIFUL

I MEANT BEAUTIFUL

LIKE SRSLY THE PLOT IS SOOOOOOOOO ORIGINAL

AND UNIQUE

AND BEAUTIFUL

AND ORIGINAL

...

AND BEAUTIFUL

AND GUESS WHAAATTTTT

IF YOU READ THIS FAR, COMMENT "JAY CHOU <3 GABBIE" 

IF YOU DO DAT THEN I'LL SUB + UPVOTE EVERY FREAKING STORIES YOU HAVE

AND IF YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO COMMENT I'LL GIVE 20 KARMA POINTS

COZ I'M POOR I CAN'T GIVE YOU TOO MUCH

BTW I FOUND OUT THAT JAY CHOU IS THE MAIN ACTOR, THE DIRECTOR AND THE ONE WHO WROTE THE MOVIE

HOLY SHIZZ MARRY ME JAY CHOUUUUUU

OH WAIT NO, DON'T MARRY ME

MARRY GABBIE INSTEAD

SHE'S CHINESE, YOU'RE CHINESE, CHINESE ROCKS

SHE'S MY TWIN AND ONCE YOU TWO ARE MARRIED,

I CAN PROUDLY SAY "JAY CHOU IS MY FREAKING BROTHER IN LAW YOU JELLY DUDES?"

LOL KAY BYE

(FOR THOSE WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE MOVIE, CLICK HERE! LET US SPAZZ TOGETHER ONCE YOU'VE WATCHED THE WHOLE THING. YIPEE.)