I went to my friend's house today, she;s my old friend from India but she moved back to msia this year

you know pi day is March 14, because pi is 3.14, right?

then she said to me, 

"Aww we missed the PI day!"

then her dad just popped up and said:

"Ana, we're Americans. Everyday is PIE day for us."

then he just creeped away really slowly 

omg what the f-