[translations from @luhanqt]

- When Xiumin was cutting the cake and saw blueberries inside, he said "wow, blueberries!" Chanyeol said they have great anti-aging effects

- Baekhyun said his hair is pretty damaged right now, and every time he brushed it, a lot of hair would fall out. [cr: 海天月夜] and his hair is blond then what about sehun odg

- When it was Chanyeol's turn for birthday wishes, he tried to get close but Xiumin wouldn't let him and told him to go lower, "down, down!" cries xiumin we know you're short

- Baekhyun and Chanyeol were hyping things up. Tao, maybe because he couldn't really understand, didn't talk much. [cr: 卑鄙BAbe被逼哔哔bb] luhan is not there that's why

- When it was time for the y dance, Suho and Xiumin were discussing whether they should dance together or separately. Tao said that if they danced together, Suho’s bad dancing will be exposed, so Suho kicked Tao then did a roundhouse kick, but accidentally kicked Lay’s pants instead[cr: 海天月夜] crying sutaolay moment SULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MY HEART IS SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO HAPPY OKAY I THINK I CAN DIE RIGHT NOW

- They asked Xiumin when comeback is, and he said "coming soon". Chanyeol added, "soon, soon". ~_~ [cr: 卑鄙BAbe逼哔哔bb] soon my

- Xiumin said he would give the members the things they want. This morning Baekhyun said he didn't have a mousepad, and when he came back he found that Xiumin already got one for him. Lay lost his mouse, but one day Xiumin said 'I thought of you so I bought this!' Chanyeol jumped in and said 'I don't have a computer...' CRIES CHANYEOL DON'T BE A BRAT 

- Xiumin said he wanted to speak both Chinese and Korean, so in the end he said "thank you" in Korean with a Chinese accent. [cr:卑鄙BAbe被逼哔哔bb] I TRIED MYSELF. IT DIDN'T WORK. HOW.

- A question was whether Xiumin had abs, and asked him to show them. Baekhyun said they have to be mysterious, and Xiumin said he will reveal them on stage. Chanyeol stuck the question about the abs on Kyungsoo's tummy, and said "now it's right." [cr:卑鄙BAbe被逼哔哔bb] cries yeol are you teasing soo

- The question was where Xiumin's cheek fat went, and he said because he's dieting right now, they went into the air and the toilet [cr: 海天月夜]

- The question was 'Who is the most handsome member?', someone answered Baekhyun but Chanyeol protested and said that he's the most handsome. When Kyungsoo winked, Chanyeol put a hand over his eyes and said "actually, back at the dorms he's always acting cool in front of the mirror." Kyungsoo rolled his eyes at him and stole his mic, then said that Chanyeol is the one who likes to act cool, and Chanyeol admitted it.

- They took turns picking questions and Suho kept telling Lay to pick, but Lay kept saying he's still looking (while remaining .jpg) LEGIT SULAY MOMENT OKAY

- Kyungsoo and Xiumin winked, and Tao and Xiumin did gwiyomi. Baekhyun looked like he really wanted to do it too [cr: 卑鄙BAbe被逼哔哔bb] please don't

- Xiumin sang JJ Lin's "Back to Back", Yixing started him off and sang the first line [cr: 卑鄙BAbe被逼哔哔bb]

extra~

exo new dorm arrangement : xiumin, tao, baekhyun, chanyeol / sehun, luhan, lay, suho / kai, kyungsoo, kris, chen

CRYING SO ING HARD I MEAN BAEKYEOL, HUNHAN, SULAY, KAISOO (thank god they're still together i mean they cannot be separate ever. although they no longer have privacy otl) AND CHENRIS CAN I JUST DROP AND DIE. LIKELIKELIKE THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE OMG THE GAYNESS OHGAWD

p.s. am i the only one offended the fact kris, kai, chen, luhan, lay and sehun did not come to xiumin's birthday party? i mean, xiumin attended the other members' birthday party but only five came to his. i don't think it's fair to xiumin and his fans. :|