The men in my family (my father and my brother) are really idiots. 

Like...

Dad, from the living room: "Lorenzo" (my brothers name) 

my brother, from the kitchen: "dad" 

dad: "Lorenzo!" 

brother: "dad!" 

"LORENZO!!" 

"DAD!!" 

(My dad wanted probably to say something to him, but the two of them are so stupid...)

...I'm speechless -__-