I'm definitely getting plenty since morning for posting this--

What fandom Sees versus...

Onew: Man-boy who trips on air with excessive frequency, spawning the speculation that he has vertigo and/or needs a lobotomy. Often es up a dead chicken.

What I see: God of Delinquency

Jjong: SHINee's Hulk who knows such he can leave his copy of Kama Sutra behind.

What I see: Talkative child who invades personal space for money.

Key: Cooks meals (because SHINee cannot afford a maid), cleans the house (because SM makes idols do chores), washes bathroom sinks (as side income when he's not being famous), provides ual favors and education for the band (because they are just that desperate) Known to drop his pants at the flash of a credit card.

What I see: Opportunist, abusive smoker who is tired of your .

Minho: Beefy bamfman or SHINee's Hulk pt. 2. Doesn't have a personality, or any semblance of vocal chords. Maknae . Smirking extraordinaire. God of testosterone.

What I see: A baby.

Taemin: A baby.

What I see: Frustrated with his life, his career, his popularity, and the fact that everyone thinks he is a baby.

Grow up, SHAWOLs. SHINee deserves better.