credits to: x-kimi-meako-x  
 

 

What color/kind of socks are you wearing? 

[  ] Red = loud

[  ] Green = stupid

[ x ] None = freaky

[  ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[  ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[  ] Stripes = funny

[  ] Gray = y

[  ] Pink = preppy

[  ] Light blue = sweaty

[  ] Other = hot

[  ] White = y

Till now: "I am a(n) freaky..."

 

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie

[ ] Skirt/short =

[  ] Corduroy = homoual

[  ] Tight jeans = scene kid

[  ] Ripped jeans = emo

[  ] Cammo = cage fighter

[  ] Jeans = prep

[ x ] PJs = pimp

[  ] Cargo = clown

[ ] Sweats = athlete

[  ] Boxers = brat

[  ] Booty shorts = female

[  ] Capris = Gangster

[  ] Nothing = hoe

[  ] Dickies = weirdo

[  ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[  ] Other = addict

Till now: "I am a(n) freaky pimp..."

 

What is your natural hair color?

[  ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[  ] Blonde = with a broken heart

[ x ] Black = with a y smile

[  ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[  ] Red = that likes to have fun

[  ] Brown = who loves to be different

[  ] Dirty blonde= with a nice

[  ] Bald = with herpes

Till now: "I am a(n) freaky pimp with a y smile..."

 

Pick the month you were born on:

[  ] 1 = who ate

[  ] 2 = who needed

[  ] 3 = who killed

[  ] 4 = who shot

[ x ] 5 = who killed

[  ] 6 = who smoked with

[  ] 7 = who banged

[  ] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[  ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[  ] 10 = who cuddled with

[  ] 11 = who slept with

[ ] 12 = who ran with

Till now: "I am a(n) freaky pimp with a y smile who killed..."  

 

Pick the day you were born on:

[  ] 01 = the kool-aid man

[  ] 02 = a dog

[  ] 03 = a shoe

[  ] 04 = a toothbrush

[  ] 05 = Santa Claus

[  ] 06 = The Trojan man

[  ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur

[  ] 08 = a e

[ x ] 09 = a star

[  ] 10 = a bag of weed

[  ] 11 = my lover

[  ] 12 = a glass of milk

[  ] 13 = a horse

[  ] 14 = a lesbian

[  ] 15 = a stripper

[  ] 16 = a pickle

[  ] 17 = a jew

[  ] 18 = a homo

[  ] 19 = an orange 

[  ] 20 = my mom

[  ] 21 = a homeless guy

[  ] 22 = a

[  ] 23 = my crush

[  ] 24 = an easter egg

[  ] 25 = a jar of honey

[ ] 26 = a

[  ] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[  ] 28 = a french fry

[  ] 29 = your dealer

[  ] 30 = Paris Hilton

[  ] 31 = your grandma

Till now: "I am a(n) freaky pimp with a y smile who killed a star..."

 

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[  ] White = because I love

[  ] Black = because I'm y as hell

[  ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[  ] Blue = because I have AMAZING s

[ x ] Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

[  ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[  ] Purple = because I'm gay

[  ] Gray = because I got dared

[  ] Other/none = because that's how I roll

[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed

[  ] Orange = because I smoke crack

[  ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[  ] Brown = because I had to

Final sentence: "I am a(n) freaky pimp with a y smile who killed a star because I'm a pimp and you're jealous."

Well, that's a tad bit REDUNDANT if you ask me...