You wonder why my sarcasm always seems to be loaded with insults that always seems to be directed to you... Well, , as a matter of fact, they are. It's about time you know the truth.

Don't ask me why, and don't act all innocent. And DON'T EVER get my personality and attitude mixed up. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are. 

The difference between your insults towards me and the insults I use towards you is that you insult me full on to the point you're basically saying, "You're so fatter!" and my insults are more like, "I just wanted to try out your diet..."

Your intelligence is questionable seeing you had no idea that I had insulted you just by saying that. 

You insult me to try to make yourself feel better, but you make a fool out of yourself by doing so and I insult you to bite back, subtly, and to amuse the other people you've insulted as well without you knowing. 

How amusing it is, really.