That moment when someone advertises a contest for you to enter.

You look at it and think, I should enter this great story that I wrote just a while ago! :D

Then there's a requirement that the story has to be written after date such and such, just for this contest.

And then I'm like:

-__- You ain't special enough for me to write a story just for your dumb contest. Who do you think you are, b*tch? -___-

Haha, so if you ever host a contest, people would be happier if they could enter stories they actually cared to write! ^^

Maybe they would actually enter then haha.