"I'm sorry, who's this?"

 

So, I was in Omegle yesterday and I met a really cute girl.

I pretended to ba a guy and told her my name is Yook Jae, a male from South Korea.

(You know, Yook SungJae from BTOB. Sorry If I pretended. I was bored and I thought of SungJae first,)

We chatted for awhile, and I'm being this girls-like-sensitive-guys-so-I-should-be-one front to her.

She said I was (I mean Yook Jae) really sweet cause I can understand girls and bla bla bla.

She also said she was having fun talking to me so she asked me for my kik messenger (The one like viber except it's only for texting)

I have a kik but it was for my personal use so I created another one with the name Yook Jae and SungJae's photo in it but the photo only showed his face not with his whole face so it won't be noticeable.

I gave her my kik and all that. Then after a few seconds my PlayBook beeped. It was her.

One part of the conversation went like this: (the other parts consisted of me talking about how South Korea is. I researched on Google for the answers since I'm not really from Korea)

Her: Wow, you're cute.

Me: Oh, thanks... I guess.

Her: No, scratch that, you're s handsome and hot. (By this time I was already tryingnot to laugh)

Me: Well thank you.

(This is the part where things go crazy)

Me: Hey do you have a boyfriend? You're really pretty.

Her: Me? No I don't. Why?

Me: Oh nothing. I was just wondering if you did and now that I know you don't, it's really such a waste that I'm far away from where you are. (She's from Europe. I won't tell exactly where)

Her: :) Why's that?

Me: Becase I'd tap you anytime. (Ok so I know, well, I actually don't know, but SungJae probably won't say stuff like these, but what the hell? She doesn't know and he doesn't!)

Her: Lol. Why don't you come out here then?

Me: I'm sorry but I'm too busy. But at least we have the internet, right?

Her: Haha. Are you asking me to be your internet girlfriend right now? :)

Me: Maaaaybe... ? :p

Me: Will you?

Her: That is a definite yes!

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You can imagine where things went from there.

She's been texting me on my alter kik messenger since this morning and I just can't stop laughing.

I know it's a really bad thing considering I lied, used other people and made fun of her... it's just so funny to prank people. 

So Sorry for that.

 

Anyway!

An hour ago she texted me with a

"Hi. Are you up now babe?"

but I didn't respond after that I got 11 more messages.

After the 11th I texted her back with.

 

 

"I'm sorry, who's this?"

Her: What? You don't know your internet girlfriend anymore?

Me: Sorry, what?

Her: Come on babe. Stop pretending.

Me: Wow, you're a creeper.

Her: What the Fu**! I'm not a creeper!

Me: Oh you're not? You just made a relationship with someone you met on the internet.

Her: It's with you !!!! (She actually out more exclamation points)

Me: If it was me, love, I'm pretty sure I'd remember.

Her: Fu** you!

Me: Come here where I am and I will... ;)

(Ok the last one wasn't necessary but I just had to!)

 

This happened just a few moments ago.

It was so funny I'm still laughing while typing this!

 

Sorry again to all Yook SungJae fans, BTOB fans and all that jazz! And to SungJae ofcourse!

Please don't hate me!

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