Pick what month you were born....

>January——- I kicked
> February—— I loved
> March ----- I karate chopped
> April -- --  I  
> May———- I jumped on
> June———- I smelled
> July———– I did the Macarena With
> August——– I had lunch with
> September—- I danced with
> October——- I sang to
> November—– I yelled at
> December—– I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born....
> 1——- a birdbath
> 2——- a monster
> 3——- a phone
> 4——- a fork
> 5——- a snowman
> 6——- a gangster
> 7——- my mobile phone
> 8——- my dog
> 9——- my best friends
> 10——- my neighbor
> 11——- my science teacher
> 12——- a banana
> 13——- a fireman
> 14——- a stuffed animal
> 15 ---- a goat
> 16——- a pickle
> 17——- your mom
> 18——- a spoon
> 19——- a smurf
> 20——- a baseball bat
> 21——- an assassin
> 22——- Bruce Lee
> 23-------- a noodle
> 24——- a squirrel
>25——- a football player
> 26 ------ my sister
> 27——- my brother
> 28——- an iPod
> 29——- a surfer
> 30——- a homeless guy
> 31——- a camel

Pick the last number of the year you were born:
> 1——— In my car
> 2 ——— On your car
>  3 --------- In a hole
> 4 ———– Under your bed
> 5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 ——— sliding down a hill
> 7 ——— in an elevator
> 8 ------- at the dinner table
> 9 ——– In line at the bank
> 0 ----- in your bathroom

Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
> White——— because I am cool like that
> Black——— because that’s how I roll
> Pink———– because I’m NOT crazy
> Red———– because the voices told me to
> Blur-----because I'm y and I do what a I want
> Green——— because I think I need some serious help
> Purple——— because I’m AWESOME!
> Gray———- because Big Bird said to
> Yellow ----- because someone offered me 1,000,000
> Orange ------ because my family thinks I'm stupid
> Brown——— because I can
> Other———- because I’m an assassin!
> None———- because I can’t control myself!

I had lunch with a pickle in your bathroom because I'm AWESOME! 

HAHAHAHAHAHA I don't think that pickle would have mad it out of the bathroom xD Another question I have to ask is, why was I having lunch in someone's bathroom? XD ahahaha