1. Hi! How have you been? We haven't talked in awhile.

My dad told me not to talk to strangers.

2. You wanna hangout with my peeps and I?

Leave out the 'I' and I'll tag along.

3. I LOVE YOU.

/looks around/ okay. /walks away/

4. Do you want some cookies?

... I have diarrhea.

5. Let's take a photo together?

My camera exploded.

6. Help me with my homework?

Never thought you'd be dumber than me.

7. Here's my gift for you...

Thank you 8D (i can never say no to gifts .__.)

8. Let's just text, arasso?

Lol, no way.

9. Want me to buy you an iPod?

Save your money to buy yourself a brain.

10. Let's sit together in the bus later?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

11. Hi baby!

OMG OMG OMG YOU LIKE B.A.P TOO?!?!?

I haven't been in a relationship before so I don't know how I'll really react ouo;;