http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7ftOZBy0E

Yes, that's what I call a masterpiece. I really love the singing but but but I'm not sure about the dancing. It's like something you'll find from an India or, hmm,Thailand but seriously, SNSD, your rapping skills are the best. It's a first time oppurtunity to see them, uh, dress cool, and, uh, show off their cooler side. It's really fun, yeah.

ENGLISH CORNER (THE CIRCLE OF DOOOOOM)
English is good and they pronounced Ayo GG and I Got A Boy well but, uh, it leaves me with a very weird part. When I first heard the song, I understood that SNSD says "I Got A Boy on my chin, I got a boy-chicken" so they obviously love eating chicken and putting chicken under their chins. Makes no sense, right?

LASTLY, APOLOGIZING FOR ANYTHING THAT BREAKS YOUR HEART.

SINCERELY, COOLSTRAWBERRY