Kristina: that ! Go sleep with her tonight!

Rose: I was kidding, babe. She's a . I love you.

Kristina: No, you. Don't expect to have with me anymore.

Rose: BABE I WAS KIDDING!

Kristina: You're always too tired anyways, what difference does it make? *turns to me* You know, we have lesbian neighbors. I'll go sleep with them.

Rose: I dare you. You're gonna wake up the next morning and ask where I am.

Me(through histerical laughter): Baby come back! You can blame it all on me.

Kristina: Maybe they can do it better than you!

Me: *breathless* OMG! OMG! I CAN'T! *trying to breath hard*

Martha: *dumps her coke in her coffee.

Me: *dying*

I love this couple so much. They crack me up!!

Except when they do things in front of me. I just awkwardly sit there not knowing what to do.

I'm just like "FOREVERALONE!"

I have no one.

Not even a gf.

Lol, gf. That's funny.

NO.

Unless that girlfriend is Gwiboon. Then that's okay. ;D