I'm gonna shoot myself, because.. I feel sorry for Jonghyun.

Wow, that was a long title.

Okay. I'm not anti minkey but they've never been on my radar.

Like I'm anti JongTae fersure, but I feel as though Minho's so straight I don't even bother to hate it.

Everyone knows I ship Key with ONLY jjong and vise versa.

But I saw a picture of MinKey holding hands at the airport during Hello era.

Look, maybe, I'm overreacting cause JongKyung period was during that time as well.

But no. Minho needs to stick his somewhere else.

Whether it's to Taemin, Yuri, Sulli or Krystal. I really don't give a .

He's y. His singing makes me melt. He's taught me a lot and I love him.

But I don't love him enough to not wanna kill him for that picture.

No.

Just. NO.

That is not allowed.

I refuse.

I do think MinKey has adorbz moments. In that friendly sense.

But NOT romantically.

That's one of the times I'll be like "In Korea, that's what they do. Guys are close like that."

I know. It's so hypocritical of me.

But really, compared to JongKey, MinKey will never win.

Not to me anyways. Sorry if you're a MinKey shipper.

But Minho is straight. TaeMAN is straight.

Idgaf what you say, Key is GAY. Jonghyun is most likely bi.

Onew is too straight.

There's just no way.

Minho, GTFAWAY FROM MY KEY.

Shoo, .

Lol, jk.

Not really.

Just a little bit.

Okay, point is, where was jjong in all this?

Being cheated on or being a skirt chaser?

Honestly, if this WAS indeed taken during JongKyung period, I don't hate Minho.

In fact, I thank him for helping Key cope by being there for him. And I hope Jjong saw and was mad.

But if it wasn't. . . .

I'll shoot him. ☆.☆ pyoooong~

Kidding.

I'll just kidnap him and tie him to a bed for all his fangirls to devour. ;3 ohohoho.

Mianhe, oppa. I love JongKey too much. ♥.♥

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Solmari
#1
LOL..then you're gonna hate SHINee's Wonderful Day... They were all sent to different countries except for MinKey. They went to England together! LOL...sorry hun you know I love JongKey...BUT...this is too funny!
xxSHINee_Jongkeyxx
#2
Yes! I agree with every word! XD
Key is definitely gay and Jong is bi.
I don't personally ship 2min but if that keeps Taemin from other girls then I'm in! Onew can have all the girls he wantsXD (or chicken)
Minkey look more like a fun friendship, because other than Jjong, I think only Minho can put up with the Diva. Key is Taemin's umma so he kind of controls(?) Taemin in a way, and Onew's personality clashes with Keys.
So that's why Minkey seem close but only in a friendship.
JONGKEY IS REAL! I've never seen a gay couple more real than Jongkey. It's 100% LOVE.
Jongkyung era was just very sad for Keybaby:(
MiaBlinger
#3
Oh and rememberin' about Hello Era is not my favorite thing to do...and how Key was at that time..it breaks my poor little heart ;_ ;.../brb cryin'
MiaBlinger
#4
Ok.I could had actually live without knowing this but stil :/.I don't know the picture and I don't care about that!.After all,all of them hold hands,so yeah -_-.Anyways,JongKey hold hands on the airports too,they are together all the time so? : D.Nothing compares to their way of holding hands.For example I could stare at the gif when they hold hands at SWC concert and with their fingers <3,for the rest of my life ! Minho loves Taemin too much kekeke ^_^.As for me,I only have eyes for JongKey and 2Min :3.Amen.
ricekk6670
#5
I am not even Minho biased, but I'd tots want to devour him. He's got a great arse.