I’m a poor orphan nerd who lives out in the streets and I own the latest gadgets. Everyone bullies me at school, especially the playboy kingka. But guess what? He’s in love with me. I still don’t know that. One night, a vampire kidnaps me but before he bites me a hunter comes, kills the vampire and calls me his lady. A werewolf comes in a attempts to eat him up, but the hunter kicks him. The next day at school, a transfer student from America comes and everyone automatically deems him as hot. He doesn’t set his eyes on the flirty girls though, he looks at me with interest. Why? Because I’m ‘different’, apparently. The kingka somehow notices the transfer student likes me and it turns into a silent competition. But I’m too naive and stupid to realise that there are two hot guys in love with me. The following night, a group of gangsters try to gang up on me but a hot gangster saves me and he turns out to have a big, soft heart who hates smoking and drugs. And going to the club.

The next week, the vampire hunter turns out to be my half-sibling but before I can reunite with him he dies of cancer. The next day I go to school and the kingka announces me as his girlfriend and kisses me in front of the entire cafeteria. Suddenly the hot transfer student punches him right across the jaw and a fight breaks out. I try to stop their fight but the kingka accidentally knocks my head out. Waking up in a hospital with a stitched up head, I lose my memories.

On the night I finally regain my memories, the kingka gets into a car accident and dies right when I remember everything, and realise my love for him. The transfer student shipped back to America to study there for 4 years to come back as a better person.

Suddenly Godzilla appears out of nowhere but King Kong saves the day. Then, King Kong gets hungry and eats everyone up except for me because he falls in love with me. But then a unicorn comes and stab him to death with his awesome horn. Then I fall off the cliff but something miraculous happens and I get saved by Iron Man. I get nauseous and pukes on him, and he faints. I’m still falling when Kris comes in and saves me before I hit the ground. But he looks at me and cringes because he thinks I’m ugly and throws me off him. A zombie eats him up.

I finally fall. And die. And reincarnate. As Pikachu. And I zap everyone to death.

------

I kind of had everything in my head.. until the Godzilla part. I dunno why, I just suddenly felt random and wrote this....

I think I'm mental... XD