So, it was my birthday two days ago and me and my boyfriend were getting ready to go out and eat and hang out with our friends.

Of course, then I feel the urge to check my freaking Facebook an also feel the urge to drink...water.

So, I'm walking over to the desktop/computer with a bottle of water in my hand. And then, I start wondering if I could drink water without using my hands.

Well, big mistake, the water bottle goes flying and spills all over the computer- and not just the monitor and keyboard, I'm talking like the freaking actual computer part. God dammit I was going to die.

I was like:

So I start freaking out because the monitor out and got real and stuff. So then my boyfriend comes in and he sees the water all over and he's like:

And he starts getting all flustrated (aka my new word I made up)

"AHHH MY THESIS SAVE IT!"

So I run and get a towel from the bathroom and I try to clean up the stupid water. And the whole time my boyfriend is just watching me with evil eyes.

And so I was all like:

And my boyfriend was like:

And it still would turn on, so my boyfriend suggested we try sacrificing something to make it better. And so we ended up sacrificing my damn birthday cupcake to the stupid computer.

AND WE STARTED SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY (THE KOREAN WAY) AND PRETENDED LIKE WE WERE GIVING THE COMPUTER A PARTY, and it .

And the rest of the night, me and my friends and my boyfriend and his friends are all together and we're all like:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! ;w;