〈 T H E ᐧ M A N A G E R ' S ᐧ O F F I C E 〉⋮ second interview

 

 

〈 second interview

 

 

To the applicants of 7/11 branch store #152,

 

Regarding your employment, our managing team has decided to offer a second questionaire in order to better get to know our prospective coworkers and formulate a greater understanding of how our team will shape up in the future. Also, Kris wants hot coworkers shut up no one listens to you Joonmyeon.

 

The manager's office

 

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username : ZorroHadad

character name : Choi Jungin

love interest : (1) Chanyeol (2) Baekhyun (3) Tao

shift desired : Morning! If not, night, please.

position desired : If morning, either cashier or secretary; if night, deli or cashier

 

01. implications of eyebrows. : Eyebrows? Well, it is kind of a necessity to the human body, right? Yeah, sure Kris and Kyungsoo might have thick ones, but wouldn't they look like, really weird without them? Anybody would look weird without eyebrows. But isn't it weird that we have to have hair on our faces to not look weird? And that nobody counts eyebrows as facial hair. I mean, it must be counted as 'facial hair' since it is on our faces. Come to think of it, some people really don't have a wide perspective. Beards and mustaches aren't the only facial hair that exists! Think about it; it's hair, and it's on your face. That means it's facial hair, right? Correct me if I'm wrong! ...B-but yeah, eyebrows are okay. Thick ones are okay too. Yeah.

02. the nursing home : Well, if it wasn't stupid or dangerous... then yeah, sure. He is I think so, the oldest, and he is a manager, so wouldn't going against him mean possibly getting fired? Well, I wouldn't want that in any way. Again, like I said before, I'm not an idiot, so if he asks me to the floors or jump off a bridge, I would definitely not do it. There's still so much in the world to see for me to embarrass myself off the face of the earth or wipe my existence off the globe by dying. Though I'd probably follow whatever he would say without thinking then only realize how stupid it is to listen to him at the last minute before stopping.

03. steaming up the room : W-Wait. Wh-What? N-No clothes? I-Isn't that illegal or something? Why wouldn't they keep their clothes on? What if the fangirls see them and go on a rampage to bask in their ness? ...Is that how they earn extra money?! Is the store actually a secret gay strip club?! 

04. mathematical skills : 1+1 equals to 2 obviously. managed to graduate high school, so my mathematics skills are okay enough that I can count money and basic things like that. It's kind of hard for me to square root stuff though. I never really got it. Isn't the square root of 10... 5?

05. there's no 'i' in team : I think one of the female employees. Yilin and Seorin, right? It's amazing how they can work with a group of staff that's like 90% male and still survive so it'd be nice to accompany one of them in all that - 'manliness' - that they have to go through everyday. They seem like really nice and interesting girls and like the old saying goes; 'hoes before '! Wait... was it 'hoes before bros'?

06. invasion of the fans : Lu Han is a really really nice guy; b-but ...ramen wall. Okay, wait... Lu Han. I mean, those raging fan girls will definitely not have any mercy for his doe-eyed . Just imagine what'll happen to him if he'd get attacked! The screaming, the rubbing... oh, the rubbing. So yes, Lu Han because you do not know how fierce those girls will be or can be. Ugh, but the ramen... all of the rameennn.

 

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