Heart Surgery
Girl: I'm having a heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you more.
After the surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (crying)
Father: JOKE! He only went to the bathroom =P
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! What would you do if you were the girl? LOLZ!
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