I'm a freaky cutie with a y smile who slept with barney the dinosaur because i have an amazing bod

 

Stolen from TheUnknownGirl

 

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = Loud
 
[ ] Green = Stupid
 
[x] None = Freaky
 
[ ] Fuzzy = Gorgeous
 
[ ] Yellow = Innocent
 
[ ] Purple = A Little Too Happy
 
[ ] Grey = y
 
[ ] Black = Emo
 
[ ] Pink = Preppy
 
[ ] Stripes = Funny
 
[ ] Light Blue = Sweaty
 
[ ] Other = Hot
 
[ ] White = y
 
 
 
What kind of pants are you wearing?
 
[x] Shorts = Cutie
 
[ ] Skirt/Skort =
 
[ ] Corduroy = Homoual
 
[ ] Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
 
[ ] Ripped Jeans = Emo
 
[ ] Camo = Cage Fighter
 
[ ] Jeans = Prep
 
[ ] Pj’s = Pimp
 
[ ] Cargo’s = Clown
 
[ ] Boxers= Brat
 
[ ] Booty Shorts = Female
 
[ ] Capris = Gangsta
 
[ ] Nothing = Hoe
 
[ ] Dickies = Weirdo
 
[ ] Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
 
[ ] Sweats = Athlete
 
[ ] Other = Addict
 
 
 
What is your natural hair color?
 
[ ] Auburn = That Everyone Wants To Make Out With
 
[ ] Blonde = With A Broken Heart
 
[x] Black = With A y Smile
 
[ ] Dark Brown = With A Hot Boyfriend/Girlfriend
 
[ ] Red = That Likes To Have Fun
 
[ ] Brown = Who Loves To Be Different
 
[ ] Dirty Blonde/Light Brown = With A Nice Tush
 
[ ] Bald = With Herpes
 
 
 
Pick The Month You Were Born In:
 
[ ] January = Who Ate
 
[ ] February = Who Needed
 
[ ] March = Who Killed
 
[ ] April = Who Shot
 
[ ] May = Who Shanked
 
[ ] June = Who Smoked With
 
[ ] July = Who Banged
 
[ ] August = Who Ran Shirtless With
 
[ ] September = Who Was Ran Over By
 
[ ] October = Who Cuddled With
 
[x] November = Who Slept With
 
[ ] December = Who Fell In Love With
 
 
 
Pick the day you were born on:
 
[ ] 1 = The Kool-Aid Man
 
[ ] 2 = A Dog
 
[ ] 3 = A Shoe
 
[ ] 4 = A Toothbrush
 
[ ] 5 = Santa Clause
 
[ ] 6 = The Trojan Man
 
[x] 7 = Barney The Dinosaur
 
[ ] 8 = A e
 
[ ] 9 = A Star
 
[ ] 10 = A Bag of Weed
 
[ ] 11 = My lover
 
[ ] 12 = A Glass Of Milk
 
[ ] 13 = A Hobo
 
[ ] 14 = A Stripper
 
[ ] 15 = A Pickle
 
[ ] 16 = An Orange
 
[ ] 17 = A Homo
 
[ ] 18 = A Jew
 
[ ] 19 = My Mom
 
[ ] 20 = A Lesbian
 
[ ] 21 = A
 
[ ] 22 = My Crush
 
[ ] 23 = An Easteregg
 
[ ] 24 = A Jar of Honey
 
[ ] 25 = A
 
[ ] 26 = A Bowl of Cereal
 
[ ] 27 = A French Fry
 
[ ] 28 = Your Dealer
 
[ ] 29 = Paris Hilton
 
[ ] 30 = Your Grandma
 
[ ] 31 = Obama
 
 
 
What color shirt are you wearing?
 
[ ] White = Because I Love
 
[ ] Black = Because I’m y As Hell
 
[ ] Pink = Because The Little People Told Me To
 
[x] Blue = Because I Have An AMAZING Bod
 
[ ] Red = Because I’m A Pimp And You’re Jealous
 
[ ] Polka-Dots = Because I Hate My Life
 
[ ] Purple = Because I’m Gay
 
[ ] Gray = Because I Got Dared
 
[ ] Green = Because I’m Good In Bed
 
[ ] Other = Because That’s How I Roll
 
[ ] Orange = Because I Smoke Crack
 
[ ] Turquoise = Because I Have A Noodle In My Nose
 
[ ] Brown = Because I Had To
 

First, add “I’m” or “I am” as your title, then add the rest of your answers on as you go

 

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