What's with teachers and toilets?

Me: (busting in my pants) Miss may I go to the toilet?

Teacher: May I ask you why you didn’t go during break?

Me: Uhm… because I didn’t feel the urge to? (class laughs at ual innuendo)

Teacher: Then what are you going to do there?

Me: (tempted to say that I’m going to learn how to salsa dance in a bikini over a martini and Kris’s body while people roll around me like buffaloes) I’m going to do my business

Teacher: You better not take long, I’m timing you, one minute

Me: (speechless)

Teacher: Your time starts now

Me:

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shannonigan #1 Jan 24, 2013 05:01:40

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHEN WAS THIS? WHY WAS I NOT THERE?

selinie777 #2 Jan 20, 2013 11:51:12

I know right? But the problem is, I never have to go during school... XD

blastoise #3 Jan 20, 2013 09:04:55

OMG IKR! Such asses

Alithium #4 Jan 20, 2013 06:45:35

They give us two minutes in our school xD I remember once when I was ill and had to keep going from the toilets (on the bottom floor) to my classroom (on the top floor). Had to walk up 2 sets of stairs and when I got to the top I usually had to go back down again :/

Kpop596 #5 Jan 20, 2013 03:56:28

Haha lol kyuhyun and shindong

Kitmistry #6 Jan 20, 2013 01:08:36

I think you are just unlucky, in my last year of High School we didn't even ask for permission we just got up and left the classroom without an explanation....

KatyMikayla #7 Jan 20, 2013 00:55:37

I'm sorry.. but wow xD BHAHHAHAHHA~

YouEunji #8 Jan 20, 2013 00:54:19

xD LMFAO~ WOW

painful--doubleyou #9 Jan 20, 2013 00:42:20

HAHAHAHAHA /dead

ElleJacobs #10 Jan 20, 2013 00:37:15

I would always be sarcastic as fuh with my teachers. Lol. They would have to let me go in the end or I wouldn't shut up.

Teacher: Why didn't you go during break?

Me: Yes, I'm sorry my bladder isn't aware of the schedule you've assigned it.

missmarch_2000 #11 Jan 20, 2013 00:33:31

seriously...but my teachers just say no or ask why didn't go in the other period or why did you go at break or be sarcastic

Ambertastic_baby #12 Jan 20, 2013 00:31:59

OMG I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
It's like, well I'm sorry I can't control my pee you know OTL.
But yeah, I totally feel you. And "I’m going to learn how to salsa dance in a bikini over a martini and Kris’s body while people roll around me like buffaloes". That. That is too hilarious XD

humanoiddino #13 Jan 20, 2013 00:30:16

haha funny!

wishful #14 Jan 20, 2013 00:29:38

Oh my gosh. Are you serious. O___O
That sounds horrible.

No joke, there's a law in my state that says a teacher is not allowed to refuse a student if they say they have to use the restroom. LOL. WE HAVE IT GOOD. It makes skipping kind of easy.

Not that I would do that of course. 8D /shot.