Okay, I'm sharing more puns because...I LOVE PUNS! LOL...Enjoy!

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. --> funny enough

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. --> I wanna try this

The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. --> XD

Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers. --> If this true, no acupuncture will be running business

When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland. --> epic

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. --> wkwk

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'. --> hats talking? scary

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack! --> LMAO

I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. --> anyone wanna try this? XD

He said I was average - but he was just being mean. --> nice way to tease back~