Me: Ma...? How do I get the excess water out of the rice?

Mum: Use a tea towel....

Me: Wha...?

Mum: Put the rice in the tea towel a swoosh it.

Me: What the hell is swoosh supposed to mean?

Mum: Just swoosh it!

Please tell me.....since when is swoosh a verb?

30 Mins Later

Mum: D'Arc, what did you do with the tea towel?

Me: I swooshed it.

Mum:

Another 30 Mins Later

Dad: *burps*

Me: What the swoosh was that?

Dad: Yeah, I kinda over swooshed that one.

Mum: 

Teehee I love my retarted family XD

And as I write this, I can hear my parents arguing over pool toys....