So last night mum walks in and catches me watching a whole medley video of kpop fan service. Including the hot minchul kiss. Yummy. 

Mum: What is that? Are those boys kissing?!

me: No. That one almost died so the other one is performing CPR. 

Mum: on stage while standing up?

me: y-yes. 

Mum: *gives me the I'm watching you stare*

YUP THAT'S ME. THE SMOOTH LIAR. 

and then then this morning. 

Me: *in confines of my room watching Takumi Kun and squealing.*

mum: I'm leaving for work goodb-

me: oh. *shuts laptop*

mum: is this a regular thing?

me:they were wrestling?

mum: *raises eyebrow and walks off*

Well done Bee you are so not sus. 

Anyway it was so awkward. Don't want to see her tonight. 

-Bee