Who makes you happy the most:

My crush/boyfriend/girlfriend: The one that my neck is

My husband/wife:The one that bit my tongue is

Kpop in general: The one that threw me on the bed is

My favorite band/bias:The one that taught me about gay is

My friends: The one that did my homework is

The Month you were born in:

Jan: Kris

Feb:Onew

Mar: Sehun

April: Kyungsoo/D.O

May: Jonghyun

Jun:Jaejoong

Jul: Taemin

 Aug: Key

Sep: Heechul

Oct: U Kwon

Nov: Siwon

Dec: Hoya

The year you were born in:

1900-1991: because I let him my boyfriend

1992: because he wants to play Monopoly

1993:because he broke my door

1994 :because he’s a clown

1995:  because he’s a Barbie

1996: because he ed my dog

1997: because he stole Obama’s

1998:because he loves grandpa’s

1999 :because he doesn’t have a

2000: because he’s a robot

2001:because he’s blind

2002:because I’m his nightmare

The day you were born in:

1-5: so I told him “ I can see dead people”

5-10: so I told him “My grandma is ier than me”

10-15: so I told him “I’m wearing  pink ”

15-20: so I told him “Let’s go in Hell”

20-25: so I told him “I’m pregnant with your baby”

25-30: so I told him “You stole my wig”

31: so I told him “I’m your mom”

Rly Jjong, rly?