What do you love the most?

Math=I’m scratching

English=I’m spanking

Music=I’m biting

Art=I’m

Sport =I’m making love to

Biology= I’m

The Month you were born in:

Jan: Hongki

Feb:Kai

Mar: Luhan

April: Onew

May: Taemin

Jun:Tao

Jul: Key

 Aug: Jonghyun

Sep: Myungsoo(L)

Oct: Heechul

Nov: Kyuhyun

Dec: Zelo

The year you were born in:

1900-1991: In a cafe

1992:in mall

 1993:on plane

1994 : in museum

 1995:at KFC

1996:on my teacher’s desk

1997:In a church

1998:in cemetery

1999: at doctor

2000: in a haunted house

20001:In  jail

20002:In kitchen

20003:In a grocery store

The day you were born in:

1-5: Because he has a boyfriend

5-10: Because he loves crossdressing

10-15: Because Obama likes him

15-20:Because his ex is hot

20-25:Because he killed my cat

25-30:Because he loves a priest

31:Because he’s a spy

Favorite color:

Blue: so I his ear

Red: so I give him a

Pink: so I bite his nose

Purple: so I touch his

Green: so I kiss his leg

Yellow :so I stab him

Choose from the next/just one:

I like SHINee: and I tell him “Let’s kill everybody”

I like SuJu: and I tell him “ Let’s r.ape your neighbors”

I like DBSK:  and I tell him “Let’s hug your enemies”

I like BAP: and I tell him “I’m lesbian”

I like UKISS: and I tell him “Let’s burn my  parents’ house”

I like MBLAQ: and I tell  him “Let’s chairs”

I like INFINITE: and I tell him “You love old men”

I like EXO: and I tell him “ I can see dead people

I like Block B: and I tell him “Do you want cake?”

Lemme know what you got xD

                                                (that's Key if someone is wondering)