What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[  ] Red = Loud

[  ] Green = Stupid

[ x ] None = Freaky

[  ] Fuzzy = Gorgeous

[  ] Yellow = Innocent

[  ] Purple = A Little Too Happy

[  ] Grey = y

[  ] Black = Emo

[  ] Pink = Preppy

[  ] Stripes = Funny

[  ] Light Blue = Sweaty

[  ]Other = Hot

[  ] White = y

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[  ] Shorts = Cutie

[  ] Skirt/Skort =

[  ] Corduroy = Homoual

[  ] Tight Jeans = Scene Kid

[  ] Ripped Jeans = Emo

[  ] Camo = Cage Fighter

[  ] Jeans = Prep

[  ] Pj’s = Pimp

[  ] Cargo’s = Clown

[  ] Boxers= Brat

[  ] Booty Shorts = Female

[  ] Capris = Gangsta

[  ] Nothing = Hoe

[  ] Dickies = Weirdo

[  ] Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl

[  ] Sweats = Athlete

[ x ] Other = Addict

What is your natural hair color?

[  ] Auburn = That Everyone Wants To Make Out With

[  ] Blonde = With A Broken Heart

[ x ] Black = With A y Smile

[  ] Dark Brown = With A Hot Boyfriend/Girlfriend

[  ] Red = That Likes To Have Fun

[  ] Brown = Who Loves To Be Different

[  ] Dirty Blonde/Light Brown = With A Nice Tush

[  ] Bald = With Herpes

Pick The Month You Were Born In:

[  ] January = Who Ate

[ x ] February = Who Needed

[  ] March = Who Killed

[  ] April = Who Shot

[  ] May = Who Shanked

[  ] June = Who Smoked With

[  ] July = Who Banged

[ ] August = Who Ran Shirtless With

[  ] September = Who Was Ran Over By

[  ] October = Who Cuddled With

[  ] November = Who Slept With

[  ] December = Who Fell In Love With

Pick the day you were born on:

[  ] 1 = The Kool-Aid Man

[  ] 2 = A Dog

[  ] 3 = A Shoe

[  ] 4 = A Toothbrush

[  ] 5 = Santa Clause

[  ] 6 = The Trojan Man

[  ] 7 = Barney The Dinosaur

[  ] 8 = A e

[  ] 9 = A Star

[  ] 10 = A Bag of Weed

[  ] 11 = My lover

[  ] 12 = A Glass Of Milk

[  ] 13 = A Hobo

[  ] 14 = A Stripper

[  ] 15 = A Pickle

[  ] 16 = An Orange

[  ] 17 = A Homo

[  ] 18 = A Jew

[  ] 19 = My Mom

[  ] 20 = A Lesbian

[  ] 21 = A

[  ] 22 = My Crush

[ x ] 23 = An Easteregg

[  ] 24 = A Jar of Honey

[  ] 25 = A

[  ] 26 = A Bowl of Cereal

[  ] 27 = A French Fry

[  ] 28 = Your Dealer

[  ] 29 = Paris Hilton

[  ] 30 = Your Grandma

[  ] 31 = Obama

What color shirt are you wearing?

[ x ] White = Because I Love

[  ] Black = Because I’m y As Hell

[  ] Pink = Because The Little People Told Me To

[  ] Blue = Because I Have An AMAZING Bod

[  ] Red = Because I’m A Pimp And You’re Jealous

[  ] Polka-Dots = Because I Hate My Life

[  ] Purple = Because I’m Gay

[  ] Gray = Because I Got Dared

[  ] Green = Because I’m Good In Bed

[  ] Other = Because That’s How I Roll

[ ] Orange = Because I Smoke Crack

[  ] Turquoise = Because I Have A Noodle In My Nose

[  ] Brown = Because I Had To

First, add “I’m” or “I Am” as your title, then add the rest of your answers on as you go.