[Mireasa mea-random song] I got a free ticket to Lady Gaga’s concert from Jonghyun because I had s.ex with his mom -lol-

You love

y,naughty, hot guys= I received a collection of dead bugs from

Cute,innocent and girly guys= I got r.aped by

Sweet,kind clumsy= I got a free ticket to Lady Gaga’s concert from

Lonely,mysterious gorgeous= My dog was murdered by

The Month you were born in:

Jan: Yesung

Feb: Taemin

Mar: an alien

April: Jonghyun

May: Thunder

Jun:Bloody Marry

Jul: Heechul

Aug: Youngmin

Sep: Siwon

Oct: Joker

Nov: Jo Kwon

Dec:Kai

The day you were born in:

1-5: because I had s.ex with his mom

5-10: because he loves crossdressing

10-15: because he doesn’t wear boxers

15-20:because he cleans the public toilets

20-25: because his dream was to meet Michael Jackson

25-30: because he hates my grandma

31: because I stole his lipstick

what you guys got? xD

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JongkeyForever84 #1 Aug 31, 2013 17:37:38

I got -d by Kai because he hates my grandma.

THANK U GRANDMA!!!!!!

LocketyLover_Bunny #2 Jan 13, 2013 22:27:17

LMAO i got -d by kai cuz i slept with his "MAMA" bahahaha

AlmightyAsKey #3 Jan 13, 2013 15:51:50

I recieved a collection of dead bugs from Thunder because he cleans the public toilets.

What. The. Actual. ?

jinkijeans #4 Jan 13, 2013 11:40:01

I got r.aped by Taemin because his dream was to meet Michael Jackson

LOL

Asidus #5 Jan 13, 2013 09:02:12

I got a free ticket to Lady Gaga’s concert from Yesung because I had s.ex with his mom.
HAHA XD

Hyuk_Suju19 #6 Jan 13, 2013 08:54:56

I got a free ticket to Lady Gaga's concert from an alien because he hates my grandma. lol xD

yumi_96 #7 Jan 13, 2013 08:30:53

I got r.aped by Siwon because he hates my grandma... :O ..but Siwon..,you're forgiven.. XD LOLOLOL p/s:i love the gif..kekkekeke

CrownAndGlory #8 Jan 13, 2013 08:26:55

I got a free ticket to Lady Gaga’s concert from Jo Kwon because he doesn’t wear boxers8
LOL xD so he doesn't wear boxers hmmm *_______ maniac laugh* >:)

ciellepuff #9 Jan 13, 2013 08:26:17

I got by bloody marry because i had ___ with his mom. OH COME ON. not okay. I only accept Asian ...

ElizaLee #10 Jan 13, 2013 08:24:32

My dog was murdered by Siwon because he cleans public toilets

selubrication #11 Jan 13, 2013 08:14:22

I recieved a collection of dead bugs from Heechul because I had s.ex with his mom..

umm..

selubrication #12 Jan 13, 2013 08:11:38

TIO YOU SICK PERSON
xD
<3
i loved the gif
<3333