Who do you love the most?

My mother=(Name) left me pregnant

My father=I married (name)

My grandmother=I slept with(name)

My grandfather=I killed (name)

The Month you were born in:

Jan: Taemin

Feb:Donghae

Mar: Baekhyun

April: Key

May: Niel

Jun:Tao

Jul: Siwon

 Aug: Hongki

Sep: Myungsoo(L)

Oct: Kiseop

Nov: Onew

Dec: Heechul

The year you were born in:

1900-1991: In garage

1992:in bathroom

 1993:at museum

1994 : on a plane

 1995:in the nurse’s office

1996:In club

1997:In a cemetery

1998:in a church

1999: at the dentist

2000:haunted house

20001:In  jail

20002:In kitchen

20003:In a grocery store

The day you were born in:

1-5: Because he was hot

5-10: Because Dracula was hot

10-15: Because he’s dog was hot

15-20:Because the soup was hot

20-25:Because my dad was hot

25-30:Because Obama was hot

31:Because I was hot

Favorite color:

Yellow: so I kissed him on the tummy

Orange: so I danced from happiness

Blue: so I bite his ear

Purple: so I d his

Red: so I touched his thighs

White:so I pinched his

Choose from the next/just one:

I have a pet: and I told him “See you in heaven”

I have my own room: and I told him “ Hasta la vista baby”

I have a sister/brother:  and I told him “I love Justin Bieber”

I love kpop: and I told him “I’m lesbian”

I love fluffy, adorable boys: and I told him “I drugged you”

I love horror movies: and I told him “I wanna your Adam Apple”