[If you're not comfortable with se.xual things dont read,babe~] I Onew in a morgue because he's fluffy and he told me “H-Harder! F-Faster! .”

Do you have a sister/brother?

Yes=I …

No=I made love to…

 

The Month you were born in:

Jan: Jonghyun(SHINee)

Feb:Eunhyuk(SuJu)

Mar: Luhan(EXO)

April: Onew(SHINee)

May: Sungmin(SuJu)

Jun:Sehun(EXO)

Jul: Taemin(SHINee)

 Aug: Joon(MBLAQ)

Sep: Key(SHINee)

Oct: Kevin(UKISS)

Nov: Zelo(BAP)

Dec: Minho(SHINee)

 

 

The year you were born in:

1900-1991: In a hospital

1992:In my boss’s office

1993:On mom’s and dad’s bed

1994 :on the kitchen table

1995:Outside, in neighbor’s garden

1996:In dad’s car

1997:In a morgue

1998:In a café

1999: At McDonalds

2000:in jail

20001:In a park

20002:In bathroom

20003:In a closet

 

 

The day you were born in:

1-5: Because he’s fluffy

5-10: Because he’s y

10-15: Because he smells bad

15-20:Because I was bored

20-25:Because my dad told me

25-30:Because my president watched

31:Because I CAN

 

Your favorite kpop band is:

Super Junior: And he told me “Let’s do it again,babe, ”

SHINee: And he told me “H-Harder! F-Faster! ”

Boyfriend: And he told me “I’m gonna buy you a candy”

BAP: And he told me “Without mercy babe, I like it”

MBLAQ: And he told me”I love you. Now my turn”

INFINITE: And he told me “ You’re such a turn on”

BlockB: And he told me “ I’m gonna kill ya”

BTOP:And he told me”Next time, don’t forget to take the whip with you”

DBSK:And he told me “Make me scream your name, dammit!”

EXOK: And he told me” You know you love my a.ss~”

EXOM:And he told me “Ugh, gosh,you’re good”

BIGBANG:And he told me”I’m your w.hore~”

BEAST:And he told me”Don’t touch me!’

Other: And he told me”I’m gonna slap you”

 

 

So yeah...lemme know what you got xD

click and listen the song----> I wanna s.ex you up

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Asidus
#1
I Jonghyun in my dad's car because he's y and he told me “Make me scream your name, dammit!”
selubrication
#2
I made love to Taemin in McDonald's because he's fluffy and he told me "H-Harder. F-Faster."

HELL YEAH, DAT FLUFFY TAEMINNIE.
<3
AlmightyAsKey
#3
I Sungmin in neighbor's garden because I was bored and he told me "H-Harder. F-Faster."

Why couldn't I be born in September. Everyone knows I'll ____ Key someday, lol. I love that gif you added. I love Jongie's face. Unf. Hotness.

Also
Jongkey. Is. Real.
KrystalLo-Ena
#4
I Luhan in dad's car because my president watched and he told me "Let's do it again,babe".


#Don't kill me Sehun ..T__T
HARDCORE_SHIPPER
#5
I zelo at McDonald's, because my dad told me to, and he told me "without mercy babe, I like it"
jinkijeans
#6
I Eunhyuk In a hospital Because my dad told me H-Harder! F-Faster!
LucyIncredible
#7
I Jonghyun outside in nieghbors garden, because I was bored, && he told me "Ugh, gosh, you're good!"

I love this..
I can deal with this..
XD
ElizaLee
#8
I Key in a morgue, because I was bored and he told me “Ugh, gosh,you’re good” ...
Potterhead4Life
#9
I made love to Sehun at McDonalds because my president watched and he told me "I'm going to kill you" O___o I'm fine with this
LocketyLover_Bunny
#10
OMG!!!!! lol too funny *does it now*
yuki395
#11
I Key on mum and dad's bed because he's y and he told me 'let's do it again, babe'
lool hahah well because he's y sound right xD but i would have prefered Taemin or Minho xDDahaha
i can't touch Eunhyuk..otherwise Hae'll kill me >.> xDD
SHAWELF2
#12
I made love to Taemin in a morgue because he's fluffy and he told me ''H-Harder! F-Faster!''

LOL!! That's awesome haha xD
shiashin #13
mi-am schimbat luna in care m-am nascut!=)))in loc de mai am pus septembrie! i'm being biased here:P

deci!:))

''I Key In a café Because my president watched And he told me “H-Harder! F-Faster! ”
ciellepuff #14
I made love to SeHun outside in the neighbor's garden because he's fluffy and he told me " let's do it again, babe. "
Omomomomomo Daebak... ( I LOVE THAT YOU GOT ONEW! Too funyyy <333333 ) _____. Eunhyuk why are you february again? nah, why cant we be born EVERY MONTH?. ...
Ayame6 #15
I Key in a hospital because my dad told me and he told me Harder Faster ! ---sounds good :P