woooh, TIoPTPAWN sounds cool... not~

Well, anyway, since I use The Rules in the TIoPTPAWN several times, I should probably explain what the thing is.

So, I might have watched Zombieland quite a few times. And The Rules are the movie's the rules. Because they're great and very appropriate. And since I'm making Chanshik have such a great knowledge, when it comes to zombie genre, I believe he would've appreciated The Rules as well.

So, the official rules are:
    1. "Cardio"
    2. "Double tap" ("Ziploc bags" in a deleted scene)
    3. "Beware of bathrooms"
    4. "Seatbelts"
    6. "Cast iron skillet"
    7. "Travel light"
    8. "Get a kickass partner"
    12. "Bounty paper towels"
    15. "Bowling Ball"
    17. "Don't be a hero."
    18. "Limber up"
    21. "Avoid strip clubs"
    22. "When in doubt, know your way out"
    29. "The buddy system"
    31. "Check the back seat"
    32. "Enjoy the little things"
    33. "Swiss army knife"
    34. "Clean socks"
    48. "Hygiene"
    49. "Always have backup"

And as we can see, there are a lot of missing numbers. So there are more unofficial rules, which are either made by Zombieland's writers or just... not by them. Either way:

    01. Cardio
    02. The Double Tap
    03. Beware of Bathrooms
    04. Wear Seat Belts
    05. No Attachments
    06. The “Skillet”
    07. Travel Light
    08. Get a Kick Partner
    09. With your Bare Hands
    10. Don’t Swing Low
    11. Use Your Foot
    12. Bounty Paper Towels
    13. Shake it Off
    14. Always carry a change of underwear
    15. Bowling Ball
    16. Opportunity Knocks
    17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
    18. Limber Up
    19. Break it Up
    20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
    21. Avoid Strip Clubs
    22. When in doubt Know your way out
    23. Zipplock
    24. Use your thumbs
    25. Shoot First
    26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
    27. Incoming!
    28. Double-Knot your Shoes
    29. The Buddy System
    30. Pack your stain stick
    31. Check the back seat
    32. Enjoy the little things
    33. Swiss army Knife

Personally, I find those really reasonable and fun. (And lovely.) So I just couldn't deny myself mentioning them at times. ^^