Okay so I had this dream...

I was like out on the streets and then I like turned a corner and this random guy just like bumps into me.

I was like WTF?! And I like almost fell into some hobo who was like selling his clothes to earn some money which was more:

WTF dude who the fruitcake will buy your holey clothes??????

But then the dude who bumped into me tapps my shoulder.

I look at him with WTF plastered on to my face.

But then I saw his face and my jaw dropped.

WTF?!

IT'S KAI.

FTW!

IT'S KAI AND HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEH.

MAMA!

AND THEN HE CLEARS HIS THROAT.

Sorry for bumping into you.

He rubbs his neck awkwardly.

ANd I was still containing my fangirl monster that was about to burst and like make me squeal and jump like 50 feet in the air.

I was like *blush and looks down* It's fine.

Then the freakin hobo comes and goes:

Jong Innie~

And then I was like What the FORK?

The hobo looks at me and it's D.O wearing levis and freakin shirtless.

..............................

*silent pause as we both stare at each other*

ME:

AKSDFJKLSDFLA

*runs away*

And so, for some reason my idiot self in the dream goes and hails a cab and enters inside.

The me who knows I'm dreaming was like:

DUDE! WHAT THE EFF MAN GO BACK THERE AND GET THEM TO BRING YOU BACK HOME!

But the dream me just goes to the passenger seat and slams the door out of breath.

I look at my feet and tell the driver.

"Take me to Africa please."

The real me:

WTF? HOW THE EFF DO WE GO THERE STUPID?!

BUt the taxi driver says 

"Sure thing miss!"

and drives.

I look at him.

Guess who it is.

"BAEKHYUN??????"

I squeak.

He looks at me and winks while smiling.

"Hey Gorgeous."

My heart drops 123876281382917310207320 feet down.

I was like, PLEASE DONT LEMME WAKE UP. PLEASE.

But my stupid dream self tries to run away again.

But thankfully *click* Baekhyun locks the doors.

"Nuh uh.. You ain't goin out till we reach Africa."

He chuckles.

ADFASKDLJFKSLD OMG ALSDJFLASJD; OMG

THanks Baek.

My dream self:

/IS PANICKING/

But then 10 minutes later we're there.

WTF HOW THE HELL CAN YOU GO TO AFRICA THAT FAST WHEN YOU'RE LIKE HALFWAY ACROSS THE GLOBE?!

I want to be with Baek for a year.

/slapped to the sun and burns there/

dream self:

/quickly gets off cab and shuts the door/

/RUNS AWAY/

/bumps into a camel/

"UMPH!"

/dropps down and looks around/

"WTF WHY THE HELL AM I IN EGYPT"

"Are you okay Your Highness?"

YOUR HIGHNESS WHAT NOW????

........

/sees Kris dressed like King Tut/

.......

WTF MAN.

/Kris walks up to me and says/

"Oh My Queen lets go back to the palace."

WTF.

And then suddenly Sehun in his whole mama outfit pops out of nowhere with tornadoes.

"She's Mine."

He says and puts me in a tornado.

Me:

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

x Infinity

Tornado disappears and I find myself in the middle of a forest.

"Waahhhahahahahhaha!"

/tarzan noise/

ME:

/looks up in the trees/

/Chanyeol is swingin from vine to vine like George of the jungle/

W        T                F                DUDE.

Chanyeol:

/sees me/

"Hey! Jane!"

He jumps down and runs to me.

Chanyeol:

8D

Me:

o.o

Chanyeol:

8D

Me:

o.o

/is repeated several times/

and then:

/a voice calls my name/

ME IN REALITY:

/wakes up/

/my name is called by a dude/

I mumble:

"Chanyeol?"

My dad stares at me.

Guess what he says?

"WTF MAN."