It's been awhile since I wrote a blog post LMAO....

Anyways, so I was sitting here, pretending to do homework while I read the featured rated story (WHICH IS OFF THE DAMNED HOOK IF I MIGHT SAY SO MYSELF >:3)

And so, my uncle walks in to get the tissue box in the room and scares the outta me. But I was like sigh, whatever. It's his 12th time today for some strange reason. Yes... 12. I counted.

But yeah, he scares me and then he's like "omg, I'm sorry. But keep up the school work! Such a good girl. (kekeke if only he knew)" Meanwhile, the dude is picking his nose or something. You know how asian elders are. They be shoving them fingers up their nostrils whenever they please. Oh, maybe that's why he needed the box of tissues LMFAO.

Man, I just get so off-topic. So yeah LMAO. Right after, he decides to ing PINCH MY CHEEK...

Must I say again...

RIGHT.

AFTER.

It's not the pinch that I'm freaking out about. I mean, it was barely a touch. EXCEPT THE NIGGA JUST FINISHED ENCLOSING HIS NOSTRIL AROUND HIS BACTERIA FILLED FINGER.

LIKE EXCUSE ME...

DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE DOING?!

I cringed and my body tensed up once I saw what the was going on LMAO.

Sigh. Nasty .

He left the room and my aunt walked in and started talking to me, oblivious as to what just happened. The more she talked... the longer the bacteria on my face was infesting my face...

The second she left, I ing galloped towards the bathroom. There are guests over so they moved everything. Including the bottle of santizer that was on the bathroom counter =.=

Oh well.

Some good old fashion soap always does the job.

LOL, I guess this is a sign I should do homework...

TEEHEE.