[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Indeed.)
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde. 

Total: 4

[X] You know that it IS possible to your elbow. (Thanks to the French.)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (It was their fault...)
[X] You have choked on your own spit. 

Total: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (I haven't seen the whole movie.)
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (Sometimes four, but only on holidays.)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (Air is delicious; it makes me hungry.)

Total: 10

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Nope, the voices in my head like to keep a good rhythm going.)
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (What were we talking about?)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (They shake their heads but don't walk away. I guess I only partially disappoint people :D)
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

Total: 12

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (That's why there hasn't been a Bug's Life sequel. Sorry Pixar.)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Define important!)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (It's a fashion statement in Lithuania!)
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. 

Total: 16

[ ] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. (I tilt my head all the time! I have a very inhibited sense of head gravity.)
[X] You have fallen off your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (That's what I'm doing right now.)
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently. (I like "ya know" better.)
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (Uh....sh*t...is my response)
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I don't even know how to score this test! I'm not a math doctor.)
 

Total: 20
 

GRAND TOTAL: 20

That only means.. that I am *drum rolls* 60% mentally ill!

HOORAY! :D

His comment: Haha! Onions. *shrug of the shoulders*

But seriously, these are all his comments; I'm just typing them. Now you see what I have to live with on a daily basis.