FAMILY TREE (MODIFIED)

 

 

 

 

FAMILY TREE (MODIFIED)

 

Park Jungsoo has been married to Kim Youngwoon for 5 years now. They have 3 children:

-         27 year old, pink loving Lee Sungmin who is currently dating 24 year old gamer Cho Kyuhyun

-         24 year old, chef Kim Ryeowook who is currently linked to Shim Changmin (real relationship status is unknown)

-         18 year old, Baekhyun-obsessed Kim Yunhee who is currently being linked to Nam Woohyun.

Kim Heechul is quite happy with his 6 and a half marriage to Han Geng. They also have 3 children:

-         33 year old, actor Wu Chun who is currently residing in China with his father (Han Geng) and is pursuing his acting career

-         24 year old, ulzzang Lee Chihoon is in Seoul, modelling and is a famous Ulzzang

-         19 year old, banana milk lover Lee Taemin is happily engaged to rapper Choi Minho

Kim Jaejoong is blissfully married to Jung Yunho for 8 years now. They have 6 children with twins being the youngest:

-         26 year old, soccer-loving Kim Junsu is happily married to Park Yoochun

-         24 year old, food loving Shim Changmin is currently linked to Kim Ryeowook (as stated before)

-         22 year old, linguist Wu Yifan is contently dating Huang Zitao

-         22 year old, unicorn loving Zhang Yixing is currently dating Kim Joonmyun

-         20 year old, Happy Virus Park Chanyeol has been dating his cousin’s (Yunhee’s) obsession, Byun Baekhyun (which might actually lead to a one-sided battle… ==”)

-         18 year old, hyperactive Jung Hyeonjae is happily attached to Kim Jongwoon.

NOTE: PARK CHANYEOL AND JUNG HYEONJAE ARE TWINS.

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Choi Siwon has been married to Kim Kibum for 3 and half years. They only have one child (who looks a lot like his father…):

-         21 year old, traditional Kim Joonmyun is exclusively dating Zhang Yixing (a.k.a WU YIFAN STAY OUT OF YOUR LITTLE SISTER’S LOVE LIFE.)

Lee Jinki has never been happy (he’s ready to tear his hair apart if his beloved chicken is going to be ripped apart by his wife) with his 2 year marriage to Kim Kibum (Key) who happens to be Choi Kibum’s little sister and Woo Seunghyun’s twin . They have 3 children:

-         22 year old, junkfood lover Kim Jonghyun is currently happily single (in short, Key, do not push your son to go on blind dates…)

-         21 year old, flaming charisma Choi Minho is happily engaged to (in Minho’s words: “The cutest and probably the prettiest boy I’ve ever met <- Park Chanyeol begs to differ though.) Lee Taemin.

-         20 year old, eyeliner loving Byun Baekhyun is content with dating one of the towers of Jung Family (“He’s sweet and adorable + His smiles are really cute.” Right, Chanyeol ge’s smiles can scare those homicidal prisoners out of their wits…)

Woo Seunghyun (Kevin) has been contentedly married for 2 and a half years to Lee Kiseop. They have 2 children (twins):

-         22 year old, emotional Lee Seongyeol (Sungyeol) is currently tied to Lee Howon (Hoya) and they have an adopted child name Nam Woohyun (and yes, he’s currently dating my cousin, Yunhee… GET OVER BAEKKIE UNNI, YOU HAVE WOOHYUN! ==”)

-         19 year old, DIVA Lee Sungjong is currently going out with Kim Myungsoo (I don’t even know why people thought Kim Myungsoo was dating Seongyeol… =_=)

Henry Lau and Zhou Mi have been happily married for 3 years now. They have 1 child (of whom they have spoiled very much):

-         19 year old, aegyo panda Huang Zitao has been spoiled by his parents (courtesy of his Diva Appa) and thus is also being spoiled by his 4 year boyfriend, Wu Yifan.

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Kim Ryeowook and Shim Changmin, although their real relationship status is still unknown, have decided to adopt:

-         22 year old, gaming addict Cho Kyuhyun who is currently dating Lee Sungmin (his mother’s “older sister”)

Lee Taemin and Choi Minho are currently and happily engaged, thus they decided to adopt:

-         19 year old, Kkamjong Kim Jongin who might as well be Taemin’s twin/son for being talented in both dancing and rapping (he’s a bit childish though, so Taemin definitely + the rapping skills from Minho)

Lee Donghae and Lee Eunhyuk are newly engaged and have adopted:

-         22 year old, adorable Lu Han (Lee Eunhae) who is currently dating Oh Sehun (Kim Jongin’s adopted son)

Kim Joonmyun and Zhang Yixing are happily dating (and it looks like we’ll be hearing wedding bells soon) so they have decided to adopt:

-         20 year old, neat Do Kyungsoo who is happily and newly engaged to Kim Jongin, he seems to have arranged the adoption papers for Oh Sehun as well.

Kim Jongin and Do Kyungsoo (who got engaged faster than Kyungsoo’s parents) are the proud parents of:

-         19 year old, bubble tea loving Oh Sehun who is currently dating Lee Eunhae or Lu Han (who is a 2 year old stuck in a 22 year old’s adorable body) [Well, they match each other… THEY’RE BOTH CHILDISH.]

 

I MODIFIED IT.. :D love ya, unni~! :D

 

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peculiars
#1
and yes, i'll be in a battle with that creeper. watch out Chanyur. *grips knuckles which are crackling
peculiars
#2
me and Woohyun are over.. ><



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